Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
TrippingOnAcid 29
I don't really see why they would fire the teacher for that anyway...Just sayin'
Livviegurl99 11
id start calling her "My New Mummy" & try 2 freak her out. but thats just me :P but seriously fyl indeed
Marcel1_fml 7
I'll act out in her class on purpose just to get her mad
CaysonJon 11
Okay.. What I don't understand is why the hell should she get fired ? OH GOD, your moms sleeping with her. LET'S FIRE HER. >.>
acid_moose 7
Make the dirty ******* ***** PAY. She took your family, now you take every shred of dignity left on the bitch.
bconcannon 0
Well a lesbo mom ay. OUCH
Sir_Swaggington 6
That sucks, but why would OP expect the school to fire the teacher? She was dating a fully consenting adult, not a student.
Shazam25 7
Why would they fire the teacher? She didn't do anything wrong.
whatever202 11
Ask your school about changing classes, or if you complain enough maybe she will get fired. I feel really bad for you and your dad :(
Adree 15
Okay, cheating in a relationship is never okay, but it's not like she slept with her boss, and her relationship with your mother is none of the schools business, lesbian relationship or not. I suggest you talk to your MOTHER, don't try and have your teacher fired for her PERSONAL LIFE.