Health: Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch...

By MedChew - 30/10/2015 17:01 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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You deserved it 2 211

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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You deserved it 81 725

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 717

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By Blah - 24/01/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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You deserved it 137

By Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

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You deserved it 3 200

By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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You deserved it 29 386

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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You deserved it 6 168

joeyl2008 29

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:34

That's why you should have gotten Google Glasses! They are amazing and unlikely to fall! Plus it has great apps. I'm typing this by blinking

rainbowsRlove 15

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:34

sounds nuts

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maliaxox 20

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:32

Damn ..

rainbowsRlove 15

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:34

sounds nuts

joeyl2008 29

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:34

That's why you should have gotten Google Glasses! They are amazing and unlikely to fall! Plus it has great apps. I'm typing this by blinking

elcee1987 18

Saturday 31 October 2015 4:26

Nerd.

primespore 12

Saturday 31 October 2015 4:33

There are no such things as nerds because nerds is just a word for people who like a curtain thing in this case it's technology

Abhimanyu 14

Saturday 31 October 2015 4:49

deez nuts :p

keithsbooty 20

Saturday 31 October 2015 14:12

#21 I have a thing for curtains too

jaxlud123 7

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:34

Looks like your balls deep in trouble

ididntdoitiswear 14

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:34

That was a pretty ballsy move man. Put some ice on it and with time hopefully you'll feel better.

justcommenting19 19

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:35

Thunder and lightning didn't come to the rescue...

MrsPegg 45

Monday 2 November 2015 19:48

OMG this deserves more thumbs up! Maybe some people didn't get it. I enjoyed it lol

Tripartita 44

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:36

This is how the machine uprising starts—mobile phones castrating their users!

WitEluded 13

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:36

I bet you did nut see that coming...

kyrisonfusion 22

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:37

Broken phone, broken balls. I'm sorry I hear that, genuinely

whatunicorn 17

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:37

I'm a girl and just reading this hurts me..

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Today, my teenage son caught COVID and has passed it on to me. He's completely unaffected, and joking that he wants to catch it again, to get another week off school. I'm lying in bed, with a pounding headache, shivering so violently I'm shaking. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

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Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

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Today, I’m the only one in my family who's ever taken Covid seriously. This seemed to really annoy my siblings, so much so that they chased me, pulled off my mask, and dramatically coughed all over me. We’re all adults and though they found it hilarious, I’ve been having panic attacks all day. FML

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Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML

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Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

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Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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