Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
ginkoof 0
omg plz tell me where is your school
Rowaka 0
Omg, that sucks, that sucks big sweaty monkey balls
idesofmarch 1
Just make sure to call her Mrs. Homewrecker every day. I'm curious as to how they could get you in trouble for that.
El_mariachi 0
I feel really sorry for you on the other hand... ur dads a pussy! if my wife was cheating on me with another woman i'd be like "girls girls u don't have to go around screwing each other u can do it here at the house! while I'm watching!" unless the teacher was butt ugly then I would be crying too
boredperson 0
ask your teacher for a three way!
dinosaurrrr 0
Why would the school fire her?
Bucinka 5
I don't know what the law is in Australia, but I see no reason to fire the teacher. As for your folks, you need to deal with it somehow. Do they have P-FLAG where you live? Talk to a group, or a counselor, something.
fatman1970 25
I feel sorry for you and your Dad.
Mixmziebell 0
old fml
SadNemo 0
HOT.