Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
cloudsofneon 5
I think I'm more embarrassed for your parents.
DWynter 11
Eye bleach! EYE BLEACH! And some Brain Bleach, too.
Joseph980000 6
That sucks balls :) sorry I fail /.
Holy_Schnikes 23
I feel so bad for you. When I was 6 I accidentally saw one of my dads girlfriends naked. I still remember it and it wasn't as bad as what you saw.
BigDogMatt 13
Everybody had their kink... You just hope never to find them out
athos1237 4
Quit interrupting their gun time!
Omniprism 15
We're they in the living room? Why didn't they move to another room or lock the door. Sorry that you can't unsee that.
5tee 3
at least you have some ideas for presents for Xmas.
mr_jack_meoff 5
Some things you just can't unsee. Then your mind wanders to what must have been happening if pops had to silence her with a gag, anal comes to mind. Mom so kinkay. Hey you told the story , I just filled in the missing details.
arsenicalhumor 30
"Oh you like that? Oh baab- OH MY! OH SHIT! Uhh hi, honey! you came home early! Heh.. Just helping your mom out with.. Uh.. You're home early."