Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Top comments
A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
dawood_k 27
Maybe he was helping your mom floss
csi_fml 19
It's not what you think.
TheLittleBear 19
I read this one too fast and thought that the Dad was frantically removing his "ball-bag" from the Mum's mouth. "Ball-gag" actually made this one more palatable.
cheezitz59 10
Dunno why people are saying YDI, that would only be true if it was you who sold it to them :D
SirEbro 7
Its sad how we all knew what a ball gag was.. our fetishized minds can never forget images like that. Sorry you had to witness that OP.
the_real_dvd 21
At least she'll be pissed at you for coming early instead of your dad.
michelleJ11 25
I bet their attempts to explain were interesting ...
vde_fml 15
Time to move out :_)
lininnes 6
Turns out OP's parents got more excited being caught so they asked OP to get back early the next day.... Just kidding...
tranced_ 45
hey comeon! your dad loves your mom! what more could you ask for??!