FML : Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I...

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - / Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By untoldfame | 3

#710795 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

By drahcir1994 | 0

#710849 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:46

who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

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By elyssarae | 0

#710765 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:10

ewww. bummer.

shoieb9 | 14

#711974 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 19:52

Yup exactly ;)

killerviral | 0

#830887 - Saturday 6 February 2010 19:23

u should of said hungery? lol

manofdoom | 0

#918176 - Saturday 6 March 2010 5:42

boxers?

ryguy997 | 0

#927969 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:36

shoulda asked if she's allegic to nuts.

Gibby_fml | 0

#976538 - Thursday 8 April 2010 18:20

YDI for wearing short shorts. (and being a guy... women can wear short shorts)

mystic_star | 0

#1137986 - Sunday 25 July 2010 14:54

wear some proper underwear you nong

Tyrone_Hawkins16 | 0

#1148391 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:56

#54 You winzz

By untoldfame | 3

#710795 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

Stick523 | 0

#854020 - Sunday 14 February 2010 8:16

that's fucking hilarious

By hotgrl | 0

#710796 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

dick.. yum ;)

By magenkyo | 0

#710799 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

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By Punk_Junkies | 0

#710804 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:24

well at least ur balls dropped, didn't it?

customparachute | 0

#1661364 - Sunday 7 November 2010 6:33

only one :)

By magenkyo | 0

#710811 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:27

who cares just say sorry or something. in any case she didn't think it was on purpose

By FMLFawly | 0

#710844 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:44

Female-gym friend lol. Shouldve offered her some happy sacks/snow globes.

By drahcir1994 | 0

#710849 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:46

who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

By quintus5446 | 0

#710851 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:51

you are either the man with the gigantic furry meat grenades on the planet deserving mention in Guiness' Book or Ripley's collection of oddities, or you are still wearing the shorts you bought in '74 with the matching sweatband and rollerskates. either way, kudos to you!

By Dopeyrox | 0

#710917 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 0:38

this just made me laugh. maybe she was staring because she liked those nuts

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