By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
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untoldfame 3
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

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drahcir1994 0
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who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

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elyssarae 0

ewww. bummer.

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shoieb9 14
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Yup exactly ;)

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killerviral 0

u should of said hungery? lol

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ryguy997 0

shoulda asked if she's allegic to nuts.

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Gibby_fml 0
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YDI for wearing short shorts. (and being a guy... women can wear short shorts)

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mystic_star 0
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wear some proper underwear you nong

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untoldfame 3
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

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Stick523 0

that's fucking hilarious

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hotgrl 0
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dick.. yum ;)

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magenkyo 0
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Punk_Junkies 0
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well at least ur balls dropped, didn't it?

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magenkyo 0
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who cares just say sorry or something. in any case she didn't think it was on purpose

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FMLFawly 0

Female-gym friend lol. Shouldve offered her some happy sacks/snow globes.

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drahcir1994 0
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who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

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quintus5446 0
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you are either the man with the gigantic furry meat grenades on the planet deserving mention in Guiness' Book or Ripley's collection of oddities, or you are still wearing the shorts you bought in '74 with the matching sweatband and rollerskates. either way, kudos to you!

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Dopeyrox 0
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this just made me laugh. maybe she was staring because she liked those nuts

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