By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

Stick523 0

who cares just say sorry or something. in any case she didn't think it was on purpose

FMLFawly 0

Female-gym friend lol. Shouldve offered her some happy sacks/snow globes.

you are either the man with the gigantic furry meat grenades on the planet deserving mention in Guiness' Book or Ripley's collection of oddities, or you are still wearing the shorts you bought in '74 with the matching sweatband and rollerskates. either way, kudos to you!

this just made me laugh. maybe she was staring because she liked those nuts