Intimacy: Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation...

By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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New balls

By Anonymous - 16/12/2019 12:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my right testicle popped out during gym class while we were running laps. The teacher saw it and said, “Put that away! There aren’t any balls involved in this activity!” FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

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Check this out

By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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untoldfame 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

drahcir1994 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:46

who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

Comments

elyssarae 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:10

ewww. bummer.

shoieb9 14

Wednesday 9 December 2009 19:52

Yup exactly ;)

killerviral 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:23

u should of said hungery? lol

manofdoom 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 5:42

boxers?

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:36

shoulda asked if she's allegic to nuts.

Gibby_fml 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 18:20

YDI for wearing short shorts. (and being a guy... women can wear short shorts)

mystic_star 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 14:54

wear some proper underwear you nong

Tyrone_Hawkins16 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:56

#54 You winzz

untoldfame 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

Stick523 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:16

that's ******* hilarious

hotgrl 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

dick.. yum ;)

magenkyo 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

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Punk_Junkies 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:24

well at least ur balls dropped, didn't it?

customparachute 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:33

only one :)

magenkyo 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:27

who cares just say sorry or something. in any case she didn't think it was on purpose

FMLFawly 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:44

Female-gym friend lol. Shouldve offered her some happy sacks/snow globes.

drahcir1994 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:46

who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

quintus5446 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:51

you are either the man with the gigantic furry meat grenades on the planet deserving mention in Guiness' Book or Ripley's collection of oddities, or you are still wearing the shorts you bought in '74 with the matching sweatband and rollerskates. either way, kudos to you!