Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Top comments
A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
superman3212 8
offer to help.
fml1365 30
I'd probably skip dinner.
stirbnichtvormir 14
Lol, she likes it rough.
rammy125 4
You should have just joined in on the fun and made it less of a big deal. Show them that you learn from the best!
asparagus12 21
What if that happened to be the last image you saw before your death. And the doctor needed to retrieve the last image from your eye in order to save the universe. This would be what he saw!
bobthemarley 6
Get over it, u lived out the first stages of your life in that sack, and it most likely went in her mouth with u in it numerous times :)
mimiminx 23
Do you even understand about the process of fertilisation? Sperm doesn't hang around in the ball sack indefinitely.
kuma32792 2
I either would have tossed them a knife or commented "remember this around Christmas time" and walked out.
lininnes 6
what is a ballgag for??
Nyx_fml 23
To gag your balls, obviously! Or... just a ball... that is a gag... to gag someone. Maybe.
shutupmichaela 18
brain bleach, anyone?
Jst4kicks 16
I feel for you bro