By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
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cristy91 33

Chances are the dog hasn't learned his mistake, so just wait till that pesky cat passes by and take out your phone. The video should be solid proof as well as a possible YouTube sensation.

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whyisitme12 19

Yea, likes she going to believe that the dog got out smarted by a cat.

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Ian7890 23

Ya #1 because that probably never occurred to him. You sir, have just solved the whole problem.

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K410 18

Lol bet the crows hanging out by the clothesline had a good laugh :p

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TheCanucklehead 22

Ops history of animal abuse doesn't help her case

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MidnaLink 33

No,12. The dog got outsmarted by a window.

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PterodactylMan 23

No it's not winning, OP got in trouble

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gracehi 31

Ugh. Who says that anymore? Charlie Sheen is such a pathetic loser. I don't understand why people used to idolize that moron.

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tomgun_fml 16

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rawr_ily96 24

Don't go all PETA on us. The dog was likely not hurt, besides its bruised self-esteem, and maybe a sore nose from running into the window. Some people think of their pets in the same way they do their human friends, and you can't tell me you wouldn't laugh at your friend if they did something similar like walk into a glass door they thought was open.

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flashback.miss 28

Ow, poor dog. should've pulled him away from the window after the first time until the cat left.

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Uramonkey 11

OP just assumed the dog was smarter than a fly.

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cristy91 33

Chances are the dog hasn't learned his mistake, so just wait till that pesky cat passes by and take out your phone. The video should be solid proof as well as a possible YouTube sensation.

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tehman117 21

Show her the window smudges and the cat

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brave_josh 9

"Today, I tried to get this ass of a cat. He tricked me into smacking my face into the glass. It has been ruff. WML (wuff my life)."

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PenguinBitch 43

If it was the cat (mml) "meow my life 1out of 9...

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fml1365 30

You mean cats have nine life's?

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smilez1990 8

on a positive note that's hilarious. ... did u explain it to her though?

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