FML : Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend....

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Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Friday 1 October 2010 02:54 / United States

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By FFML_314 | 11

#1480108 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:13

He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)

By FirstBornUnicorn | 0

#1480093 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:11

Stalking ex-wives online is the new fad.

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By lovelyliz916 | 5

#1480084 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:10

Lmao..at least he still has a "thing" for you hahaha!!

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takeapieandrun | 9

#1480135 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:20

Lol, at least you're valuable to somebody.

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kriptonite_fml | 0

#1480138 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:20

what if he has to take a shit?

By FirstBornUnicorn | 0

#1480093 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:11

Stalking ex-wives online is the new fad.

By blahzz | 4

#1480101 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:12

Time to buy a water gun.

By poptartsznpornos_fml | 0

#1480104 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:13

lol oh wow.... yall two mustve really been close !

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skittle68 | 0

#1481745 - Friday 1 October 2010 18:43

Um they were married- what do you think??

By FFML_314 | 11

#1480108 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:13

He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)

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dreamering | 16

#1480141 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:20

You know the OP? Please change your picture before he totally changes his mind

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FFML_314 | 11

#1480152 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:23

What's the matter with my picture?

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dreamering | 16

#1480177 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:29

Nothing Fight Club girl. I insinuated that you’re the husband girlfriend.

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redbluegreen | 40

#1480278 - Friday 1 October 2010 10:10

How dare you break the first and second rule!

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FFML_314 | 11

#1480330 - Friday 1 October 2010 10:58

Not to mention rule 37!

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Zosiaaa | 0

#1481158 - Friday 1 October 2010 16:05

you also broke rule 100. no tubbies

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mooshibear140 | 4

#1484001 - Saturday 2 October 2010 4:23

Lol. Is that a joke? :P either way I'm laughing.

By firechildredhead | 0

#1480122 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:17

It's kind of hard to tell how creepy this is based on the fact that we don't know who divorced who or how it all went down.

By schwancy | 2

#1480128 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:19

How do you even know he's stalking you? unless he confessed.

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everythingelena | 28

#6493882 - Saturday 26 December 2015 11:16

I mean some online profiles allow you to see who has looked at your page so that might be how

By NitroTonicsFML | 4

#1480146 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:22

He must be bored

By iSexxxy | 0

#1480166 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:27

Guys..

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cheapluxury | 4

#1480172 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:28

Rule.

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FFML_314 | 11

#1480255 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:58

Pusillanimous.

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Alkix | 2

#1480267 - Friday 1 October 2010 10:04

I did not expect that to be an actual word. Well played.

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FFML_314 | 11

#1480285 - Friday 1 October 2010 10:18

We are going to ignore him, Mercy.

By MAGNAVOX | 0

#1480185 - Friday 1 October 2010 9:32

Your ex husband is searching for the guy you cheated on him with. He wants to kill him . :O

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