Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the...

By policeopenup - 11/7/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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By lexiBRo | 0

#388242 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:04

hehehe.... hope it was good.. what did you tell your mom the next time you two spoke and she asked what happened that day??

By UFCFIGHTER | 0

#388342 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:32

Cock blocked by your mom lol

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By Person1233 | 12

#388217 - Saturday 11 July 2009 22:58

Lmao FYL for sure

Person1233 | 12

#388232 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:02

Damn I was editing a longer comment into this then the time was up -.-

KumoFF7 | 3

#389235 - Sunday 12 July 2009 5:47

How is this an FYL?

AnaMaree | 0

#389241 - Sunday 12 July 2009 5:49

He deserved it for getting pushed on the couch by his girlfriend.

youaresofucked | 0

#389772 - Sunday 12 July 2009 11:49

What are you on about? I wish I had a girl like that.

mardybum_fml | 0

#389956 - Sunday 12 July 2009 14:16

rofl, ever thought of locking your key pad?

By Niko_Peiko_Boo | 0

#388222 - Saturday 11 July 2009 22:59

Haha, oh boy >_>

Imawhalerider | 0

#388441 - Sunday 12 July 2009 0:14

I did this once, except my friend just thought it was a dunk dial. fml

By iKaite | 0

#388227 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:00

I read this on bash. You fail.

By elmina_fml | 0

#388230 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:01

haha!

nagele | 0

#388977 - Sunday 12 July 2009 3:40

lawlz...

By Blackdemon | 0

#388236 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:02

HAHAHA! That would have been a good day for the cops

hecuva | 0

#388348 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:36

could have turned out to be a VERY good day ;)

there's always a silver lining... more people means more fun!

popoman | 0

#487868 - Saturday 15 August 2009 5:08

If they were hot female cops, yes, it would have been a most magnificent day.

By lexiBRo | 0

#388242 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:04

hehehe.... hope it was good.. what did you tell your mom the next time you two spoke and she asked what happened that day??

By softballplaya822 | 0

#388244 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:04

ohh myy that's not good...

By captivemj | 4

#388250 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:05

hahahhahahahhah!!!!!!!

By redbluegreen | 40

#388251 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:05

Uh... Another reason you shouldn't keep your phone in your back pocket? Another reason to buy the new Blackberry that closes? Too bad Verizon didn't use this approach.

fmyfudginglife | 0

#389321 - Sunday 12 July 2009 6:22

That would be an amazing commerical.

DeathByIrony90 | 0

#405400 - Friday 17 July 2009 19:53

oh my god yes it would!! 'Course they might have to edit it a bit just to make it useable on public TV....

By randomxtremely | 0

#388252 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:05

LOL