Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Top comments
A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
This awkward moment is brought to you by TMI.
chosha_fml 27
Might want to remind them where their very own, private bedroom is located.
Vidimus 13
Looks like they bit off a little more than they could chew.
carecow 16
30 minutes of fun for them, a life time need for a therapist for OP.
WhatsHerName435 8
Thats funny as **** lol
marcofromtropoja 1
Is there not one comment that dosent have likes?
marcofromtropoja 1
Oh ok because you're home early you deserve to see your parents having sex? Real mature assholes. What if it happened to you? You think you would deserve that?
NodakN8V 25
That escalated quickly
JennNoVa 8
Time to grow up & move the hell out. God knows what else you might walk in on if you don't!
15Erik 21
50 Shades of Grey