Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Top comments
A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
Obey_StudBoii 23
I knew this fml was going to be trouble the minute I seen OP's username. Your eyes can never unsee this.
angelitared 27
Just because they are parents does not mean its illegal for them to be freaky as well!! It's healthy!
olpally 33
Where's the vodka? You need a lot of it, and now!
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
And I hope you walked right back out.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
thats ******* scary as hell
michelleJ11 25
Did you happen to find handcuffs too?
graceinsheepwear 34
Well at least one of them didn't yell out in surprise. More power to them. You'll live.
dstamm2 10
And that was when I lost all respect for my parents
cloudsofneon 5
Yeah **** parents for being in love and still having sex, right?
HeartOfLead 24
I find that it is harder to explain things when nothing but mumbling comes out when you try to talk...
acs123acs 22
Or when there is a ball in your mouth?
HeartOfLead 24
I won't be needing a follow up for this FML. My imagination should be enough.