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  JiggaJayZ  |  16

The kite market is experiencing a huge rise in sales recently actually. I could see him being very succe.. Who the fuck am I actually kidding right now?

By  Axipiter  |  24

I made a living selling bridges. It was a great business, until someone decided to make my customers synonymous with gullible people... Business hasn't been the same since.

  wlddog  |  14

He is most likely lowering his income for a divorce later. I have heard of business partners selling their shares of the companies to their buddies, then working at Mc Donalds for a while, so the judge can not say they have to pay large amounts of spouse payments. Can't squeeze blood from a rock.

  wlddog  |  14

LoL, i did not come up with it.
But if she ends up becoming a greedy bitch you know the divorce is going to drag out forever. May as well bite the bullet and quit your good paying job.


I am going to assume that she does, but seeing as they were married and he has had this job for 12 years, I am also assuming that they were both paying their share of bills. She's probably worried because her job alone wouldn't cover everything.

On the other hand, if she doesn't have a job, it's time she finds one.

By  lowshadows  |  21

let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height.
let's go fly a kite and send it soaring
out where the air is clear
out in the atmosphere
oh let's go, fly a kite.