Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Top comments
A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
XAndrea_MalikX 16
Talk about awkward ..
TheBrochure 22
Talkward...
abekj52 9
I hope you mean ex dad
IworkAt711 14
"YOU'RE NO LONGER MY FATHER BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY MOTHER!!!"......
RoboCunnilingus 23
I commend you, #12. That was a joke I've always want to use, but never had the stones to.
Shrike 24
**** the idiots who didn't get 12's FML satire. Though if they got the joke but just thought it sucked, that's a different matter.
edvin_fml 10
+ 100
edvin_fml 10
Also have you ever noticed how mostly everyone claims they're so funny and sarcastic on their profiles ? Yet it seems many can't properly identify sarcasm ... The 'ex dad' comment is brilliant!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
+100 more...
uoeno_fml 20
This is the perfect comment!
BeccaHugs 17
A little bleach in the eyes should help you un-see that one, OP. But seriously, FYL.
sherbear23 13
A little bleach will also insure that the op will never see it again.
NSN82 13
This is why I'm afraid of frogs. Not because they're slimy or gross, but because I could easily squish one if I'm not careful.
lfrider92 21
What frogs? Wrong fml...
Obey_StudBoii 23
How is any of OP's FML in reference to frogs lol? Wrong thread.
chinchilla417 12
I know the FML your referring to. fyl though?
Olympiakos10 15
Yeah I can't believe that cat tricked the dog into smashing its face!
1234ideclare 7
best comment on this FML yet.
attitude_angel 15
Hahaha, I loved this :P
tomgun_fml 16
A memory you won't be able to forget.
tfriend3 15
Good luck erasing that memory.
ohsnapcrackers 6
I love your username :)
tnlander 20
I wouldn't say anything or you might be next.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Chill.
sugarbaby9908 20
Dude, your parents rock!!! Ha
Likian5 26
Your username seems more than appropriate for this situation. I'm so sorry you had to see that, OP. XD