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Guys. A pocket fan is a serious offence... And a lethal weapon. Have you ever stuck out your tongue and touched it with a moving pocket fan blade? If you say no then you are lying. And if you really haven't then you should know that it counts for a lethal weapon

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Everytime I hear a story like this, or one about kids getting detebtion for kissing; it makes me wonder how lifeless and shriveled up the losers who run these schools must be. And its funny, because it only drives teenagers to hate conservatism.

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#51 I know you didn't mean to misspell it, but I like that word now. "Detebtion."I'm going to add that to my list of words I mispronounce on purpose. Like edumacation.

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51- I know exactly what you fucking mean. My school has zero tolerance for even touching another student. You can't even hug or give a high five. These schools seriously need to lighten up. What the am I gonna do in the 1 second it takes to give someone a high five? Transfer all the Nation's information to a hard drive for my own personal gain?

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@51- You do realize that most school teachers are liberals right? So why would kids hate conservatism? If anything the kids would hate liberalism. I for one love conservatism, keep the damn school rules the same as they were before all this stupid zero tolerance bullshit

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Don't you know that pocket fans can be used to make meth in your locker? And have you ever felt the sting of those foam blades?

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Not if the fan tips are made of foam, because they do have pocket fans like that and it's completely harmless to someone old enough to use it. So maybe that's what OP was talking about?

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People are too sensitive? I CAN'T BELIVE YOU JUST THAT ABOUT ME! Oh, and I know it is about me because of the use of the word "people".

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Some schools actually turn on the heater in their classrooms (shocking I know). That would be fine if there were only a couple of people in the room, but when there are 40+ kids cramped in a room, constantly breathing everywhere, then it might get a tad warm.

I'm betting if you were hard pressed you could kill someone with a pencil faster than you could kill them with a pocket fan. Oh, the system...

Take all your pencils home and when you teacher asks you why you don't have pencil say it's to dangerous

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