By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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alex1432 9

ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

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HarryMcC 1

haha lol sucks for you :)

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iheartbewbies 0

The only thing sucking would be the phanny pack after the car wash in the desert.

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Gunnybear 0

Sucks as in the GF, mother or .... dad? 0.o

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iheartbewbies 0

12, He said "That sucks" because that's the only thing he could think of because he was in such a rush to be first.

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tbrizzy 0

next time don't talk your girl up to an imaginary state of mind

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brokemysoul 0

hahahhahaha this Fml made me laugh

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lunaXXdennice 0

that sucks maybe u shouldn't have invited her over... or showed them pictures of her...

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glenzhao2 16

Hey, you could tell her you showed them pictures and they thought she was too hot to be real? :)

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alex1432 9

ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

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andres19 0

maybe you should question your existence, or whether anything is actually "real"

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Nena713 0

Descartes used that same principle to figure out if anything is real. But remember, "I think, therefore I am."

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Anubyte 0

Well, if were getting into this discussion, is anything truly real? To me, reality is defined by each persons outlook on the world, so, what is "real" anyway?

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robbiboyo 0

sex in your parents room would make everything right again.

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comepoopwithme 0

and then if they walk in on you, look at them in the eyes, and finish

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passief 0

how is 3 thumbed down? it always makes everything right. unless they are there, naturally.

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robbiboyo 0

lol it's cause people on fml hate me, that's why the people who continued farther into the parents room thing got thumbs up.

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robbiboyo 0

lol its the Asian in me. In real life ppl think I'm 15.

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leeshxx 3

aw I like people how assume nice things. it's a nice change :)

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

I bet she's really ugly :)

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leeshxx 3

39 how about **** no! if u want to get your ******* rocks off there are other websites to visit! **** man I seriously would cut your balls off with a mother ******* blunt chain saw! you dirty little horny 12 year old

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firstrecon 0

huh blunt chain saw. wow I though I was the only one who came up with evil things such as that.... I was wrong..... either way nice comeback I found that hilarious.

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leeshxx 3

sucked in 39! thank you mod gods :) mmm yes I can be quite evil... that was pretty compared to some stuff I've said on here..

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WiderWille 11

I bet that I don't care how OPs gf looks like

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hook_em 0

well jolly good show way to get right with the ladies and you could have been nice in replying back to 19 since she liked your comment sheesh haha

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HCoHev 0

Your parents must think you're gay but pretending not to be :/

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borkchop1992 15

im quite sure that they thought he was a loser who couldnt get any girl

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Kazze 31

Your suggestion sucked. Gosh. :/

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borkchop1992 15

holy crap your imagination is so wild your imaginary friends become real!

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ydi_4_suking 20

its like that crazy kid from the old twilight zones where he would think of something and it would become real....crazy shit

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Anubyte 0

Oh god, if that happened to me, the world would be filled with asexual fairies :/ Yes I'm a guy, and yes, I'm a little odd.

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bfflrhea 0

^ummmm okayy?! lmfao!

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sonic19951 6

fosters home for imaginary friends!! except this one wont be going to the foster house.

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PSQ91 6

Well, four month without showing her to your parents made them suspicious I guess. Or they thought you're gay and faking.

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Dennisse_47 17

Yeah I agree. 4 months without introducing your girlfriend to your parents? Maybe it's just me but I think that's a little too long to wait for that, so I wouldn't blame them for thinking you were lying about having a girlfriend. Unless she was out of town for a long time or you guys were busy, then that could be understandable

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RainbowHeadache 2

I feel like this is something I'll say to my son as well. But only because I'm mean.

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