haha lol sucks for you :)

The only thing sucking would be the phanny pack after the car wash in the desert.

what?

Sucks as in the GF, mother or .... dad? 0.o

12, He said "That sucks" because that's the only thing he could think of because he was in such a rush to be first.

maybe they thought that OP was gay?

next time don't talk your girl up to an imaginary state of mind

hahahhahaha this Fml made me laugh

that sucks maybe u shouldn't have invited her over... or showed them pictures of her...

Hey, you could tell her you showed them pictures and they thought she was too hot to be real? :)

ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

maybe you should question your existence, or whether anything is actually "real"

Descartes used that same principle to figure out if anything is real. But remember, "I think, therefore I am."

Well, if were getting into this discussion, is anything truly real? To me, reality is defined by each persons outlook on the world, so, what is "real" anyway?

sex in your parents room would make everything right again.

sex her up right in their faces

and then if they walk in on you, look at them in the eyes, and finish

how is 3 thumbed down? it always makes everything right. unless they are there, naturally.

lol it's cause people on fml hate me, that's why the people who continued farther into the parents room thing got thumbs up.

^ He's 20? He looks 11.

lol its the Asian in me. In real life ppl think I'm 15.

I bet she's really pretty :)

aw I like people how assume nice things. it's a nice change :)

who*

I bet she's really ugly :)

39 how about fuck no! if u want to get your fucking rocks off there are other websites to visit! fuck man I seriously would cut your balls off with a mother fucking blunt chain saw! you dirty little horny 12 year old

Not creepy at all...

huh blunt chain saw. wow I though I was the only one who came up with evil things such as that.... I was wrong.....

either way nice comeback I found that hilarious.

sucked in 39! thank you mod gods :)
mmm yes I can be quite evil... that was pretty compared to some stuff I've said on here..

I bet she's a nymphomaniac.

I bet that I don't care how OPs gf looks like

well jolly good show way to get right with the ladies and you could have been nice in replying back to 19 since she liked your comment sheesh haha

Your parents must think you're gay but pretending not to be :/

im quite sure that they thought he was a loser who couldnt get any girl

just a suggestion? gosh :/

Your suggestion sucked. Gosh. :/

holy crap your imagination is so wild your imaginary friends become real!

its like that crazy kid from the old twilight zones where he would think of something and it would become real....crazy shit

Oh god, if that happened to me, the world would be filled with asexual fairies :/

Yes I'm a guy, and yes, I'm a little odd.

^ummmm okayy?! lmfao!

fosters home for imaginary friends!! except this one wont be going to the foster house.

Well, four month without showing her to your parents made them suspicious I guess. Or they thought you're gay and faking.

Yeah I agree. 4 months without introducing your girlfriend to your parents? Maybe it's just me but I think that's a little too long to wait for that, so I wouldn't blame them for thinking you were lying about having a girlfriend. Unless she was out of town for a long time or you guys were busy, then that could be understandable

Respond to her: "No, I'm a ghost and she is a ghosbuster".

that sucked

I agree, that was pretty terrible :l

next time spell ghost right...

You should of said to your mum "Yeah, more real than your boobs."

snap

O shit

I feel like this is something I'll say to my son as well. But only because I'm mean.

or maybe cuz his ugly lol