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The only thing sucking would be the phanny pack after the car wash in the desert.
Sucks as in the GF, mother or .... dad? 0.o
12, He said "That sucks" because that's the only thing he could think of because he was in such a rush to be first.
maybe they thought that OP was gay?
that sucks maybe u shouldn't have invited her over... or showed them pictures of her...
Hey, you could tell her you showed them pictures and they thought she was too hot to be real? :)
ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.
Descartes used that same principle to figure out if anything is real. But remember, "I think, therefore I am."
Well, if were getting into this discussion, is anything truly real? To me, reality is defined by each persons outlook on the world, so, what is "real" anyway?
sex in your parents room would make everything right again.
sex her up right in their faces
how is 3 thumbed down? it always makes everything right. unless they are there, naturally.
lol it's cause people on fml hate me, that's why the people who continued farther into the parents room thing got thumbs up.
^ He's 20? He looks 11.
lol its the Asian in me. In real life ppl think I'm 15.
I bet she's really pretty :)
aw I like people how assume nice things. it's a nice change :)
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39 how about **** no! if u want to get your ******* rocks off there are other websites to visit! **** man I seriously would cut your balls off with a mother ******* blunt chain saw! you dirty little horny 12 year old
Not creepy at all...
sucked in 39! thank you mod gods :) mmm yes I can be quite evil... that was pretty compared to some stuff I've said on here..
I bet she's a nymphomaniac.
I bet that I don't care how OPs gf looks like
its like that crazy kid from the old twilight zones where he would think of something and it would become real....crazy shit
Oh god, if that happened to me, the world would be filled with asexual fairies :/ Yes I'm a guy, and yes, I'm a little odd.
fosters home for imaginary friends!! except this one wont be going to the foster house.
Well, four month without showing her to your parents made them suspicious I guess. Or they thought you're gay and faking.
Yeah I agree. 4 months without introducing your girlfriend to your parents? Maybe it's just me but I think that's a little too long to wait for that, so I wouldn't blame them for thinking you were lying about having a girlfriend. Unless she was out of town for a long time or you guys were busy, then that could be understandable
Respond to her: "No, I'm a ghost and she is a ghosbuster".
that sucked
I agree, that was pretty terrible :l
next time spell ghost right...
You should of said to your mum "Yeah, more real than your boobs."
O shit
I feel like this is something I'll say to my son as well. But only because I'm mean.
or maybe cuz his ugly lol
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I bet she's really pretty :)
ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.