Miscellaneous: Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner...

By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Thursday 5 May 2011 8:52

I bet she's really pretty :)

alex1432 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:50

ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

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dudehaha 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 12:14

I am dying! Haha lol

sassypants93 17

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:22

I'm sorry to hear that.

spartan522114 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 12:25

4 months is a long time, if they hadn't met her it that amount of time, her reaction makes sense.

ribbyc80 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 12:31

I had a blow up doll once, got tired of blowing it up so I ended up screwing the bubble:-p

lolfylnicee 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 12:33

owned

zemma_soup 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 12:48

haha I'm sorry but that's kinda funny

SpectSelf 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 12:50

you must never get any play then.... ever.

CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 13:06

You probably should have brought her home sooner.

ismileiloveilol 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 13:22

lmfao sucks that your parents are so suspicious they think u made up ur gf

mintcar 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 13:34

What is your mother talking about?! RealDoll's aren't even real. Don't let the silicone flesh fool ya.

rawrchikarawr 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 13:54

ouch :3

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