By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States
By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach
By Palindromesque - 04/09/2013 09:07 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids
By interphaseprophasemetaphase - 04/09/2013 11:18 - Australia - Melbourne
Hi all, OP here! I'm crying with laughter-you all are hilarious, seriously! To respond to some questions-I discovered my roommate's predilection for silverware and kitchen implements when I poked my head into her room to tell her something and saw an open drawer with a good collection of my utensils. She was actually quite forthcoming, and explained in jaw-dropping detail some uses for a number of them. We've agreed that she can go ahead and keep what she's "used," and that she'll replace the implements now and in future...no cross contamination, she promises. Overall, I'm glad she's sensually creative, so I don't feel the need to resort to hot sauce or splinters! I just fear for the next time she's browsing in the kitchen-I may not be able to scramble eggs for breakfast.