Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
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Kuhu1993 21

She'd get it. Even she has parents. :D

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Really_SIGH 7

Just imagine how op's dad's boyfriend feels ;)

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lambda_fml 40

#31 He must feel the way I did after reading your comment - Lost.

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Enslaved 36

Butt the dad just wanted to feel "So fresh and so clean clean"

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mattlw 25

Maybe they could start over and wipe the slate clean.

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Hobbit79 10

Your username was exactly the reaction i had when i read your comment.

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Mads_1234 28

What a Charmin family.

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Welshite 39

He's the opposite, really. The proof is right there in the FML.

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upallnight11 19

.... But he has a sensitive ass

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waffle3z 6

Insensitive to his son's privacy and state of mind, but considerate to his irritable wipe hole. I just don't think buying the "wrong toilet paper" is something to get so angry about, especially in the presence of a guest.

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RenosShark 8

Easy to hurt his feelings could say he's a bit of a sensitive asshole

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exotica_fml 6

Oops I'd be pretty embarrassed if that happened to me BUT not an FML situation.

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Kuhu1993 21

She'd get it. Even she has parents. :D

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rosenkrieger223 21

It's just a matter of whether her's are that crazy or not. Not all parents are that far off the deep end.

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Jaxx66 21

Eesh... Can't win 'em all. But I wouldn't worry about it too much, OP. Your new woman might find your family amusing, they were at least not insulting her!

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JACKxRAWR 22

It's called Cushelle now! Gah, get it right #6.

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freshko21 6

Then in that case: Your mom, how cushelle not have bought your dad's toilet paper OP?

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1_4M_A_M49 5

Well now you'r girlfriend knows a little bit more about you'r family. Hopefully it won't affect you'r relation.

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morella_xx 29

Autocorrect would at least change it to something that's a real word.

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iAlissa 34

Maybe they're not a native English speaker.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not if you accidentally added a bad typo into the dictionary

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DorkAlert 10

Not true. My gf's phone changes don't to dint

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KayleeT 9

No one likes scratchy toilet paper.

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ryanross 11

don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#74, I'm slightly worried about your seemingly large and intimate knowledge of "anus coddling". If there's something you want to tell us I promise we won't judge you.

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challan 19

OP, if she can't laugh about something like that with you, then is she really that great of a catch? Time to catch and release.

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DDCA 24

I love the fishing reference. You are the epitome of a country girl. Which is why you're awesome.

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rosenkrieger223 21

The author doesn't specify whether she found it amusing or not. I think the post was more about his embarrassment at his parents having such a TMI argument while she was there for her first visit. For all we know, they could've shared a good laugh at it after the fact.

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SMHsohard 22

Well, it's a parent's job to be as embarrassing as possible to their children. It actually sounds like something my husband would say; I feel your pain, OP. In this case, I would say these two are in the running for Employees of the Month.

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wilsontws 18

perhaps your dad should br less anal about such stuff. and F your girlfriend's life.

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