By Sonofa - Canada - Cold Lake

Not now, guys

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
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  Mads_1234  |  28

What a Charmin family.

  waffle3z  |  6

Insensitive to his son's privacy and state of mind, but considerate to his irritable wipe hole. I just don't think buying the "wrong toilet paper" is something to get so angry about, especially in the presence of a guest.

By  Jaxx66  |  21

Eesh... Can't win 'em all. But I wouldn't worry about it too much, OP. Your new woman might find your family amusing, they were at least not insulting her!

  JACKxRAWR  |  22

#74, I'm slightly worried about your seemingly large and intimate knowledge of "anus coddling". If there's something you want to tell us I promise we won't judge you.


The author doesn't specify whether she found it amusing or not. I think the post was more about his embarrassment at his parents having such a TMI argument while she was there for her first visit. For all we know, they could've shared a good laugh at it after the fact.

  SMHsohard  |  22

Well, it's a parent's job to be as embarrassing as possible to their children. It actually sounds like something my husband would say; I feel your pain, OP.

In this case, I would say these two are in the running for Employees of the Month.