Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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glockjaw 0

Monday 27 April 2009 16:03

Well did she have hives? Or does your girlfriend just have a fucked up acne problem and your mom is just ignorant. clarity would make it more of an FML.

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Monday 27 April 2009 16:09

haha, parents strike again. They just don't know how to keep their mouth shut.

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glockjaw 0

Monday 27 April 2009 16:03

Well did she have hives? Or does your girlfriend just have a fucked up acne problem and your mom is just ignorant. clarity would make it more of an FML.

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Thursday 29 April 2010 5:35

ya I dnt have a girlfriend like that thank god but my dad did tell her that she could do better

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Monday 27 April 2009 16:07

haha i would not be impressed if that happened to me! doubt she really did have them. not a good first impression anyway :)

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Monday 27 April 2009 16:09

haha, parents strike again. They just don't know how to keep their mouth shut.

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Monday 27 April 2009 16:28

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Monday 27 April 2009 16:32

Meh, lame. Should've told her that's what happens after you give her a pearl necklace.

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Monday 27 April 2009 16:56

How is this a fuck YOUR life? You picked her. Fuck your girlfriend's life for having to put up with your bitchy mom.

yesmy_love 0

Monday 27 April 2009 17:01

um.... what's the problem here?

Exlibris 0

Monday 27 April 2009 17:03

...acne? Maybe? This got through moderating how?

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Monday 27 April 2009 17:06

I don't understand how this is a FML in the slightest.

h011ist3rguy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 17:18

Ouch...

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