By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
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what if they just thought it was a good friend...

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Metzler31 17
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I see your point... I've had male friends over for dinner and I am definitely not gay. And OP, besides, consider yourself lucky! If you ever decided to become gay (haha or even bi) at least you know your parents are accepting!

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what if they just thought it was a good friend...

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Metzler31 17
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I see your point... I've had male friends over for dinner and I am definitely not gay. And OP, besides, consider yourself lucky! If you ever decided to become gay (haha or even bi) at least you know your parents are accepting!

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Bartimaeus 7
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^ Optimism like this is rarely seen on this site

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liecake 0
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Very true, my friend. Usually it's just a bunch of pessimists with bad grammar yelling at people to "gtfo."

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James_is_Mexican 25
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At least they are accepting of you...

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pokipoki 0
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tell them she had a sex change operation. just to mess with them.

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Jimboom 11
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Lol @ #2! Brilliant. Or tell them no. You decided that your really into older men.... like your father. Just to freak them out. :-P

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harshallmeim69 9
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Slow down there Oedipus.

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mlleangelique 3
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Hm. Where's the "so what?" button again?

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CodyGuitarist 0
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I agree with #1. They probably just thought it was a guy since you are a guy. GOD

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lpaul49 0
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I agree with #1 and #5. Although, if you think that they thought you were gay, you probably should act less like it.

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MoonTiger 4
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You know they might have thought you'll bring home a friend for dinner, eh? Genious :)

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hysterical 1

Genius* Nice one.

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llamingo 8

Lol spelling genius wrong is pretty ironic

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ummmyeahhh 0

guess they don't know you very well. maybe you should spend more time with the girlfriend and less at home?

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sunshyne84_fml 0

a friend wouldnt be announced as a very special guest, hence the fml, but hey I'm with #4 we definitely need one of those

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runkatrun 0
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#2 - genius. OP, let's hope they're just as open-minded when the girl is over at dinner. Good luck!

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