Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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Top comments
webkinzfreak96 0
Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!
Ohnothingreally 0
Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.
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alexandraa_fml 0
Someone enlighten me to what YDI is please.
Aha09 1
You deserve it. Personally, I do think this is a YDI, but I also agree, you have FIFTEEN BAGS of CANDY!!!!!!!! Why are you complainin'?! D:
alexandraa_fml 0
Thanks, im not up to date on the lingo on here ;p
redbluegreen 41
YDI = You Deserve it FYL = **** Your Life OP = Original Poster/Optimus Prime, depending on who answers.
alpha_beta 3
Now you have 15 bags of candy,pour them all into a bowl,call your buddies over and pig out while watching the football game or a movie marathon.
twiggly 0
My place is in the newer communities. TONS of kids, groups of people, families, and the such are out and about. And I mean tons. My parents place however...they had about 20 kids all night. But my parents place used to get hundreds. It's all about the new developments.
kingkash 0
same thing happened to me :D
iloveparamorex 0
lol, that's just sad. maybe you should've waited inside cause the kids maybe thought you was a pedo lol. anyway, why're you so bummed about it, i'd eat the candy :)
FritoLovesYou 0
YDI for celebrating Halloween in France.
birds_fml 7
When I was a kid we only trick or treated dense, middle class neighborhoods. Poor neighborhoods didn't have much candy, and rich neighborhoods had too big yards so it took longer to get from house to house. So we went to subdivisions built in like the 70s... those were the best. We'd get 3 shopping bags full of candy each. So maybe the OP lives in a poor neighborhood, or a rich neighborhood, or has a house set too far back from the road. Kids don't bother with those places.
alexandraa_fml 0
Excellent deduction Watson my boy!
FarSide 23
Maybe it was that "Convicted Sex Offender" sign on the front lawn.
ktho522 0
Who buys 15 bags of candy? I hope they were small bags. I bought 2 normal sized halloween bags of candy and I still have a bunch left over. A lot of kids came too.
Paige_McKenzie 0
I would'nt complain,more candy for u.