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Lying to kids? Your a winner.
Lol i dont think this is a FML at all, the op just completely WIN +1ed these grasshoppers.
sun kissed Ima put you to bed ;)
who is saying he lied? op do have one of those things like make him look fat under his shirt, it's his fats
he said he lied, genius
MLIA.
If that was me, I would say the same thing
Don't lie to kids unless you want a big, fat slap in the face, pun intended. *thwack*
I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".
Being fat and a liar are never a good combination.
"Yes, they're called 'manboobs' and no candy for you, unless you want to grow up and have manboobs."
#9's right you should have looked right at them and said I looked just like you once then I ate too much candy and woke up like this !
I've always preferred the term 'moobs'.
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I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".
If that was me, I would say the same thing