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I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

If that was me, I would say the same thing

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Lying to kids? Your a winner.

Lol i dont think this is a FML at all, the op just completely WIN +1ed these grasshoppers.

sun kissed Ima put you to bed ;)

who is saying he lied? op do have one of those things like make him look fat under his shirt, it's his fats

he said he lied, genius

Don't know the difference between your and you're? You must be a winner too!

If that was me, I would say the same thing

Don't lie to kids unless you want a big, fat slap in the face, pun intended. *thwack*

I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

ok so your fat, and you celebrate halloween, a holiday that makes you even fatter? interesting.

Ah, I didn't know that giving out candy to kids makes you fatter.

Being fat and a liar are never a good combination.

What, you've never seen Shrek?

next time u meet them just tell them that it feels good with it.

"Yes, they're called 'manboobs' and no candy for you, unless you want to grow up and have manboobs."

#9's right you should have looked right at them and said I looked just like you once then I ate too much candy and woke up like this !

I've always preferred the term 'moobs'.

Really? They're kids, they didn't mean anything by it if they're younger than 9. Older than that and kids become little bitches.

Ahhhhhhhhhh...Halloween. good times, good times. :)