Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
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khed_fml
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I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".
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IIRoxieII
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If that was me, I would say the same thing
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JohnFish
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Lying to kids?
Your a winner.
Your a winner.
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The_Pleb
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Lol i dont think this is a FML at all, the op just completely WIN +1ed these grasshoppers.
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greatsarcazm
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sun kissed Ima put you to bed ;)
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ffmmllyaya
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who is saying he lied? op do have one of those things like make him look fat under his shirt, it's his fats
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ohmygaaawsh29
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he said he lied, genius
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falon142012
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Don't know the difference between your and you're? You must be a winner too!
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FMY_FYL
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MLIA.
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IIRoxieII
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If that was me, I would say the same thing
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blastvortex
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Don't lie to kids unless you want a big, fat slap in the face, pun intended. *thwack*
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khed_fml
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I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".
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atvarela
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ok so your fat, and you celebrate halloween, a holiday that makes you even fatter? interesting.
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nazooer
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Ah, I didn't know that giving out candy to kids makes you fatter.
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booshbooshboosh
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Being fat and a liar are never a good combination.
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DoomJeff91
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What, you've never seen Shrek?
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Silverill
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next time u meet them just tell them that it feels good with it.
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perdix
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"Yes, they're called 'manboobs' and no candy for you, unless you want to grow up and have manboobs."
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mps1969
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#9's right you should have looked right at them and said I looked just like you once then I ate too much candy and woke up like this !
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Six_and_the_Moon
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I've always preferred the term 'moobs'.
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_Naboo_
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Really? They're kids, they didn't mean anything by it if they're younger
than 9. Older than that and kids become little bitches.
than 9. Older than that and kids become little bitches.
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stupiddumbblonde
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Ahhhhhhhhhh...Halloween. good times, good times. :)