FML : Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey...

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 31 October 2009 23:37 / United States

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By khed_fml | 0

#648964 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:56

I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

By IIRoxieII | 12

#648923 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:24

If that was me, I would say the same thing

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By JohnFish | 0

#648901 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:09

Lying to kids?

Your a winner.

The_Pleb | 0

#649421 - Sunday 1 November 2009 19:15

Lol i dont think this is a FML at all, the op just completely WIN +1ed these grasshoppers.

greatsarcazm | 0

#1034571 - Friday 18 June 2010 6:43

sun kissed Ima put you to bed ;)

ffmmllyaya | 0

#1116647 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 0:58

who is saying he lied? op do have one of those things like make him look fat under his shirt, it's his fats

ohmygaaawsh29 | 0

#2734716 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:06

he said he lied, genius

falon142012 | 22

#5199485 - Thursday 29 November 2012 23:03

Don't know the difference between your and you're? You must be a winner too!

By FMY_FYL | 0

#648909 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:14

MLIA.

By IIRoxieII | 12

#648923 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:24

If that was me, I would say the same thing

By blastvortex | 3

#648943 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:38

Don't lie to kids unless you want a big, fat slap in the face, pun intended. *thwack*

By khed_fml | 0

#648964 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:56

I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

By atvarela | 0

#648966 - Sunday 1 November 2009 9:58

ok so your fat, and you celebrate halloween, a holiday that makes you even fatter? interesting.

nazooer | 7

#649486 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:02

Ah, I didn't know that giving out candy to kids makes you fatter.

By booshbooshboosh | 0

#648996 - Sunday 1 November 2009 10:43

Being fat and a liar are never a good combination.

DoomJeff91 | 2

#649484 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:01

What, you've never seen Shrek?

By Silverill | 0

#649005 - Sunday 1 November 2009 10:54

next time u meet them just tell them that it feels good with it.

By perdix | 29

#649101 - Sunday 1 November 2009 13:14

"Yes, they're called 'manboobs' and no candy for you, unless you want to grow up and have manboobs."

mps1969 | 7

#649184 - Sunday 1 November 2009 15:35

#9's right you should have looked right at them and said I looked just like you once then I ate too much candy and woke up like this !

Six_and_the_Moon | 3

#649335 - Sunday 1 November 2009 18:07

I've always preferred the term 'moobs'.

_Naboo_ | 0

#649340 - Sunday 1 November 2009 18:12

Really? They're kids, they didn't mean anything by it if they're younger
than 9. Older than that and kids become little bitches.

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#649130 - Sunday 1 November 2009 14:06

Ahhhhhhhhhh...Halloween. good times, good times. :)

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