By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
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khed_fml 0
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I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

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IIRoxieII 12
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If that was me, I would say the same thing

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JohnFish 0
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Lying to kids? Your a winner.

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The_Pleb 0
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Lol i dont think this is a FML at all, the op just completely WIN +1ed these grasshoppers.

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greatsarcazm 0
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sun kissed Ima put you to bed ;)

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ffmmllyaya 0
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who is saying he lied? op do have one of those things like make him look fat under his shirt, it's his fats

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ohmygaaawsh29 0
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he said he lied, genius

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falon142012 22

Don't know the difference between your and you're? You must be a winner too!

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IIRoxieII 12
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If that was me, I would say the same thing

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blastvortex 3
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Don't lie to kids unless you want a big, fat slap in the face, pun intended. *thwack*

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khed_fml 0
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I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

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atvarela 0
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ok so your fat, and you celebrate halloween, a holiday that makes you even fatter? interesting.

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nazooer 11
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Ah, I didn't know that giving out candy to kids makes you fatter.

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booshbooshboosh 0
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Being fat and a liar are never a good combination.

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DoomJeff91 2

What, you've never seen Shrek?

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Silverill 0

next time u meet them just tell them that it feels good with it.

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perdix 29

"Yes, they're called 'manboobs' and no candy for you, unless you want to grow up and have manboobs."

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mps1969 8
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#9's right you should have looked right at them and said I looked just like you once then I ate too much candy and woke up like this !

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Six_and_the_Moon 3
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I've always preferred the term 'moobs'.

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_Naboo_ 0

Really? They're kids, they didn't mean anything by it if they're younger than 9. Older than that and kids become little bitches.

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stupiddumbblonde 0

Ahhhhhhhhhh...Halloween. good times, good times. :)

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