Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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webkinzfreak96 0
Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!
Ohnothingreally 0
Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.
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cassafrass3 0
that would suck. maybe your house creeps them oput or maybe nobody goes on that steet. either way never give out candy to those little mother fu****rs
xoconnie 8
ur a loser for sitting outside. the kids were probbly too scared to go up to you!
AndreaHatesYou1 0
LUCKY! That's not an FML, you've got 15 bags of candy now!
ScienceBandit 0
You're in France. According to my french teacher, halloween is barely celebrated there, so I'm not surprised by this, unless of course there is usually a lot of trick or treaters in your area, then that just sucks.
Vanni 0
Actually, mobile FMLs submitted have no IP address, therefore the site uses the default location, which is the one you see. It's a little glitch, and it's being worked on. We don't know the OP's location.
ScienceBandit 0
Ah I see, thanks for the info, makes more sense now. Then that indeed does suck OP.
GJMO 0
less people let their kid go door to door more indoor parties these days
Fop 6
To everyone saying "OMG SO LUCKY U CAN HAZ MOAR CANDY LOLOLOL." Seriously, you can buy candy at ANY TIME when you're an adult, so you're just making useless posts revealing that you're an immature, stupid idiot yourself. @OP: Don't buy that much candy next year. Same thing happened to my mother, except that she didn't buy that much and no one came.
MrMcKeigue 0
Fop, you're the only one proving yourself stupid, immature and incapable of having a little fun. Flaming people online who are looking for the bright side of situations? That foreshadows a miserable death in a dark isolated place.
israelnotjacob 20
And really, while you can buy candy all the time, you usually can't get it at as cheap as you can around Halloween cause they always have great deals cause everyone's buying. So even though he wasn't buying it for himself intentionally, he basically got himself a few month's supply for much cheaper.
rosesdarkblue 0
i hate halloween. i hate kids.
carolina776 1
my parents bought one bag from costco. tons of people came, and we still have a fourth of the bag left.
spiderman0606 0
That's because your parents are stingy.
zawed 1
Oh my God, stop your whining. You'll have nearly fifteen bags of candy. That'd make it totally and completely worth it. This is NOT an FML.
perdix 31
And I'll bet that kid thought you were a ridiculous miser because you gave him exactly one piece. Of course, the Convicted Sex Offender sign on your lawn could have been a factor.