Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
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Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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webkinzfreak96 0
Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!
Ohnothingreally 0
Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.
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hollow1 0
that happened to alot of people around here tonight. rained all day.
Navani 0
Don't feel bad.. I just moved to a new house and didn't realize today was the trick or treat day (never had any where I used to live, and now I live in a development so kids everywhere) .. I grabbed all the candy that I got for myself from my job and put it in a bucket.. those greedy kids took all the good stuff! So if you want, mail some to me =D
mandark 9
At my house we had maybe 25. My friend got got 2000.
guy_on_the_couch 0
15 bags of candy? That's AWESOME! fmylife, not yours. I have no candy at all :P
sydd_fml 0
): that is so sad. it like makes me want to dress up for candy so you can moderate this and say 2 people came. But, sell em? return em? eat em? either way.
besad_fml 0
at my house every two seconds kids would come over and rang the doorbell. I was having a party, so at one point i told everybody if you hear the doorbell, turn off the lights and hide.that saved me tons of candy. :)
Reefer_Madness 0
try trunk or treat next year. Park your car at the end of the driveway and hand candy out of the trunk
valuemeal2 1
Why is this an FML? Either return the candy or eat it. Problem solved. YDI for sitting outside the whole time and buying a shit ton of candy.
ayashe 2
Well, now you have a lot of candy. Doesn't seem so bad to me.
Kelishas 9
FML..The same thing happened to us..we bought boxes totaling 150 candy bars..because we usually get anywhere from 70 to 110 trick or treaters...this year we got 10..