Miscellaneous: Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or...

By halloweensucks - 01/11/2010 01:08 - United States

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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A bunch of ghosts did it!

By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 1 November 2010 9:39

That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters. "Let's go over to this creepy house" *tugs at the gate* "WTF?"

DocBastard 38

Monday 1 November 2010 13:26

Wow, a whole hour? You wasted a whole hour! In that time you could have written a novel, designed a more fuel-efficient engine, cured cancer, solved world hunger, tamed a lion, learned to fly, AND looked at ****. What a waste.

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dez214 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:11

that succkkksss

marmlr339 14

Monday 1 November 2010 9:28

not really. it's the op's fault. plus more candy to keep

shireeniee 8

Monday 1 November 2010 9:31

doesn't change the fact that it sucks

shireeniee 8

Monday 1 November 2010 9:36

but yeah still not a fml

yucayucatan 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:55

F the kids life, you get to eat all the candy!

kwintalamillah 6

Monday 1 November 2010 9:11

fail

LemonStarship 5

Monday 1 November 2010 9:13

More candy for yourself I guess.

hannahluvsyou 0

Monday 1 November 2010 10:31

ur hawt

CrazyZebu 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:21

stop bitching about the stupidest shit

salaamdelroba 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:31

This is not an FML. Lame, at best.

shireeniee 8

Monday 1 November 2010 9:35

agreed

pengiesully 0

Monday 1 November 2010 11:12

I second that

EmotivE1337 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:38

YDI for your own fail.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 1 November 2010 9:39

That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters. "Let's go over to this creepy house" *tugs at the gate* "WTF?"

SuperNinjaa 0

Monday 1 November 2010 11:58

it actually was I'm trick or treating in this neighborhood and most of the houses are locked with awesome decor

ConradDavid 1

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:41

I like your pick... and that's all I had to say yea... enjoy it

Hkst 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:45

Epic fail lol!!

abc1231 2

Monday 1 November 2010 9:53

it's okay dude... try to remember unlock your gate next year..

AndreaM_fml 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:54

ha, that sucks!

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