FML : Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By halloweensucks - / Monday 1 November 2010 01:08 / United States

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By FYLDeep | 25

#1635220 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:39

That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters.
"Let's go over to this creepy house"
*tugs at the gate*
"WTF?"

By DocBastard | 38

#1635523 - Monday 1 November 2010 13:26

Wow, a whole hour? You wasted a whole hour! In that time you could have written a novel, designed a more fuel-efficient engine, cured cancer, solved world hunger, tamed a lion, learned to fly, AND looked at porn.

What a waste.

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By dez214 | 0

#1635176 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:11

that succkkksss

marmlr339 | 14

#1635195 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:28

not really. it's the op's fault. plus more candy to keep

shireeniee | 8

#1635200 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:31

doesn't change the fact that it sucks

shireeniee | 8

#1635208 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:36

but yeah still not a fml

yucayucatan | 0

#1635246 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:55

F the kids life, you get to eat all the candy!

By kwintalamillah | 6

#1635178 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:11

fail

By LemonStarship | 5

#1635184 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:13

More candy for yourself I guess.

hannahluvsyou | 0

#1635282 - Monday 1 November 2010 10:31

ur hawt

By CrazyZebu | 0

#1635191 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:21

stop bitching about the stupidest shit

By salaamdelroba | 0

#1635198 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:31

This is not an FML. Lame, at best.

shireeniee | 8

#1635205 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:35

agreed

pengiesully | 0

#1635322 - Monday 1 November 2010 11:12

I second that

By EmotivE1337 | 0

#1635218 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:38

YDI for your own fail.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1635220 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:39

That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters.
"Let's go over to this creepy house"
*tugs at the gate*
"WTF?"

SuperNinjaa | 0

#1635377 - Monday 1 November 2010 11:58

it actually was
I'm trick or treating in this neighborhood
and most of the houses are locked with awesome decor

ConradDavid | 1

#2491704 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:41

I like your pick... and that's all I had to say yea... enjoy it

By Hkst | 0

#1635228 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:45

Epic fail lol!!

By abc1231 | 2

#1635238 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:53

it's okay dude... try to remember unlock your gate next year..

By AndreaM_fml | 0

#1635241 - Monday 1 November 2010 9:54

ha, that sucks!

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