Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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Top comments
webkinzfreak96 0
Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!
Ohnothingreally 0
Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.
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Comments (162)
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
people don't go door to door anymore next time go sit outside the mall with your candy you'll run out in about 20 minutes
popemichael 9
I'm going to say YDI. Use the candy as payment to yourself for sitting out all night.
fuckyourdogslife 0
Just give me your address and I'll be right over to collect the candy.
WhyworldWhy 0
enjoy your candy
Mortanious 0
You should wait inside for kids to come knocking, YDI for being stupid.
EcGyMz 0
:'(
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being a creeper.
potatopeeler 0
You wouldn't have needed 15 bags of candy even if you had gotten a lot of trick-or-treaters. YDI and FYL.
g7190g92 1
All the more candy for you! My driveway is steep and 300 feet long, and in my whole life that I've lived here, we've gotten 2 trick-or-treaters. I love eating the candy myself.
Makaloraii 0
Wow. I bought one bag, sat at the bottom of my house's hill with 10 mini bags for people IN THE RAIN AND COLD, and only gave out 3 bags. 3 hours. Go to hell, whimpy ****.