Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
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Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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webkinzfreak96 0
Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!
Ohnothingreally 0
Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.
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YourLifeIsntOver 0
I've noticed less and less people have been participating in Halloween. FYL
smith314 0
IT WAS ME!!!!! thank you for the candy! u da best!
navygirl8909 0
Why did you buy soo much candy? I think you did that on purpose. I think that you wanted all kinds of candy to yourself but didn't want to look like a fat ass when you bought it SO you decided to make yourself feel better about buying soo much candy that you would attempt to get rid of it by using it for trick or treaters and when barely anyone shows up you would say "oh well looks like it's my candy now". Then when people ask why you have soo much candy you tell them "I got it for the trick or treaters but hardly any kids came by so I had tons of left overs". But that's just my opinion. Personally I didn't even hand out candy this year. We only had one person ring our doorbell the whole night so I think I w as justified in my decision.
cocky 0
How is that bad?! You get 15 bags of candy. :)
papertigers_fml 0
you live in nord-pas-de-calais. what else can i say,
Prawn_fml 2
Yeah, can't expect everyone to celebrate foreign holidays right off the bat, man. Did you dress up as Batman? Anyway, they might come today, for all you know. Still holiday weekend or something.
caamm 0
Today, after spending alot of hard earned money on delicious food i found out i'll have to eat almost all of it myself. FML
blastvortex 4
Uh, It's not like you couldn't have done something else. Turn off the lights and find something to do. Go to a party. Drive to the theater to catch a flick. The possibilities are endless. The only one who screwed you was yourself. For crying out loud...
paka_95 0
eat the leftover candy lol
Paneity 0
Any reason you sat outside..? Seems a bit sad really. It's an FML in itself if you're that lonely that you have nothing better to do than sit outside and wait all night.
monkeyspark 6
"Oh no! I'm stuck with all this tasty candy! DAMN YOU UNIVERSE!"