Miscellaneous: Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters....

By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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Same thing different taste

By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By halloweensucks - 01/11/2010 01:08 - United States

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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By ThaBoss12 - 01/11/2014 22:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2011 19:11 - United States

Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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webkinzfreak96 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:34

Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!

Ohnothingreally 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:33

Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.

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danceoo 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:55

go inside and wait for the doorbell!

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 14:44

my pedo sense is tingling!

pony_girraffe 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 14:50

and thats an FML why???? you have fifteen bags of candy!!!!!!!! eat the candy you nitwit!!!!

youngboss_fml 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 15:13

tu tattends a quoi tes en france

GriefBacon 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:12

That's not really an FML dude. I mean, it kind of sucks that you spent the money, but I could whine about THAT all day long!

lolfish 1

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:25

Is the FML that you had nothing better to do on a Saturday night than sit outside with candy? Because that sure does suck.

Wet_Dream 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:45

get a life..

amy1504 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 17:35

Pedobear...?

f_my_flip_life 5

Sunday 1 November 2009 17:43

I will gladly take those fifteen bags of candy from your ungrateful ass. =]

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:59

Same thing happened to me last year except I wasn't even lucky enough to get one trick or treater. Only one person came this year.

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Same thing different taste

Trick it is, then

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