EcGyMz

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

56
Comments

383
Visits

80
Favorites

Someplace, Somewhere
31 years-old
Monday 07 March 1994
Not specified

A propos de Ecgymz

Not specified

Ecgymz - Followers

Ecgymz - Followed

Ecgymz's page visits

lovers5201

hunteryage...

shorty6823

ch2358

sickinlove...

hellomynam...

MtDewAddic...

Fucked!

Ecgymz's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Ecgymz's favorite FMLs

By axsmith01 - 21/08/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

agreeclassic 49 702

vote type 1 5 759

axsmith01 app_comment_confession_title

axsmith01 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:34

Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

agreeclassic 92 864

vote type 1 8 055

Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

agreeclassic 25 952

vote type 1 68 062

By picaboo - 10/08/2009 16:41 - Singapore

Today, I bought a new computer. I gave my old one to my mother. After handing it over and going home, I realised I forgot to change the background picture, a naked photo of my girlfriend. FML

agreeclassic 10 087

vote type 1 68 449

Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML

agreeclassic 50 365

vote type 1 25 428