Are your parents stupid? On your birthday they pick something you can't eat? It's your birthday, should you pick the place?

My parents did a similar thing to me one time, I wanted to go somewhere nice for my birthday (I was 14 at the time) but as it was my dad paying for it he said no at the last minute, and took us to a curry buffet knowing full well that I don't like spicy food. I can't imagine what it's like being taken somewhere that you're allergic to though, I hope they realised, OP.

Sit there and glare at them the entire time. Make them feel really guilty

Hey come on! don't be so Sealfish !

It's your birthday, only you should be able to pick a restaurant of your choice.

When you blow out the candles, look them in the eye and wish "to have better parents next year" out loud.

sounds like there allergic to good patenting

Ur birthday present must have been a pony or something to make up for that massive mistake.

Boy oh boy that is rough... I'd have waited for the waiter to take my order and said "Oh nothing for me, I'm allergic", then would have remained passive aggressive the rest of the night.

Those crabs cakes are to die for. I'll sea myself out now.