By Liah12 - 05/03/2016 13:52 - United States - Holt

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
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hardcorefan16 22

Are your parents stupid? On your birthday they pick something you can't eat? It's your birthday, should you pick the place?

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A07 48

When you blow out the candles, look them in the eye and wish "to have better parents next year" out loud.

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hardcorefan16 22

Are your parents stupid? On your birthday they pick something you can't eat? It's your birthday, should you pick the place?

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theswanlake 13

Right? like , how stupid can you be to do that?

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teentee401 36

Either stupid or very, very shellfish...I mean selfish.

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Mauskau 35

My parents did a similar thing to me one time, I wanted to go somewhere nice for my birthday (I was 14 at the time) but as it was my dad paying for it he said no at the last minute, and took us to a curry buffet knowing full well that I don't like spicy food. I can't imagine what it's like being taken somewhere that you're allergic to though, I hope they realised, OP.

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jen1097 25

Sit there and glare at them the entire time. Make them feel really guilty

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ThatLastKid 21

Why did they pick a place you were allergic to? And why couldn't they go on their own time?

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Love_L0ST 13

Did you let them know aft r or just hope that they remembered?

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Liah12_fml 13

Yep. I told them about it last year and they promised not to do it again this year ...and they still do. And they wonder why birthdays aren't really important to me ..lbs

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tranced_ 45

Hey come on! don't be so Sealfish !

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False_Stupidity 41

Yeah, no need to get so crabby. You spelled shellfish wrong btw.

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gracehi 31

What's a sealfish? Sounds adorable.

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PePziNL 20

Sounds like a new Pokémon.

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aliciousness116 16

People don't get sarcasm here or what? It wasn't a spelling error.

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aliciousness116 16

It's your birthday, only you should be able to pick a restaurant of your choice.

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A07 48

When you blow out the candles, look them in the eye and wish "to have better parents next year" out loud.

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chosha_fml 26

OP can't say it out loud or it won't come true, and boy does that wish need to come true!

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NotASquirrel 19

but then it doesn't come true

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IntrepidPig 21

How can you stare both of them in the eye at once though?

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NotGabe 28

#36 One eye per parent. Duh.

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graceh1211 20

Ur birthday present must have been a pony or something to make up for that massive mistake.

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tomvertigo 17

Boy oh boy that is rough... I'd have waited for the waiter to take my order and said "Oh nothing for me, I'm allergic", then would have remained passive aggressive the rest of the night.

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h00tzForOsi 20

Those crabs cakes are to die for. I'll sea myself out now.

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