readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Top comments
A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
suckduckpuck 0
wow then get a boyfriend! it's not that hard
VeryNice329 0
this is true. getting a bf is easy. it's getting a decent one that's a little more difficult.
guti6912 1
#12 all the way
lolfylanydi 0
Today, I was going to ask this girl out but she had a shirt saying she wasn't single Fml
mrmaks18 7
if you have a t shirt saying u love ur boyfriend then maybe your boyfreind loves you too and will feel pleased when he sees you wearing it and knows your faithful
fatass_ninja 0
the fml specificly states that she's single. ur dumb
AsianTeddybear 0
lol that sux
cheergirly16 0
I haate those shirts lol
bluefairy_fml 24
OP, if you care that much about what others think about you, then you will probably stay single for a long time :(
sexxichick233 0
If u wear that shirt u will stay single
the_flirtt 0
yup
allmidnighteyes 11
pretty sure that doesn't mean shiiiittttt i can buy an i heart new york t shirt, but it's not like anyone will really believe i'm from new york
Trollz4daLULZ 2
65: no, they might not believe you're from there, but they WILL believe you heart it. Your hometown will feel betrayed and ostracize and shun you. Then you'll be posting on FML because no one will even acknowledge your existence. Way to go, #65. I hope that ***** of a city was worth it.
guckylynn 19
New Yorkers don't wear those shirts. They're for tourists.
karmaslave 5
If it's so easy, there wouldn't be so many FMLs about it. :p Edit: Ugh. Supposed to be a reply to a moron saying how OP should just magically get a boyfriend since it's /so/ easy.
EvilDave 13
Actually, it is pretty easy