readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Why would your family believe you were straight for buying a shirt with a chicken on it? :]
flcl2 2
why can't you enjoy **** and still be a lesbian? just think of the guy as a tool to aid your sexual enjoyment.
the_flirtt 0
you make a good point ^_^
priscilla_28 5
Yea, I saw those around but though that maybe my christian mother would disapprove. :|
FFML_314 12
No, he makes a horrible point. Lol!
blazin_cockasion 0
I don't know sounds pretty reasonable
kfrizzle2 4
Like buying a shirt with a rubber duck so people don't know im a can of Red Bull?
sourgirl101 29
20 hehe I love reading funny tshirts. I'm thinking about looking for that **** one.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I've been pining after for months. She was wearing a t-shirt that said 'I love my boyfriend'. FML." Good job, OP!
ricky41397 0
lol that would suk
sweeney18 0
aww.. that sucks.. find a boyfriend then ^_^
blazin_cockasion 0
u should go out and get a life instead of a shirt. just sayin
schwancy 2
agreed! Why is the OP so desperate to convince strangers that their not single? who cares what a bunch of ppl who don't know you think?
yourruler 0
ydi frbbeinh a stupid ho.
ChrissyRawr 0
So... You're admitting to being a liar? Your pants... They be on fire...
the_flirtt 0
how is she bein a liar ?
the_flirtt 0
wow my bad wrong fml comment
ChrissyRawr 0
She bought a shirt, claiming that she has a boyfriend when she really doesn't. Just me being a bitch, carry on.
the_flirtt 0
I didn't mean to comment my mistake
marsmawzy 0
Ur gorgeous
blazin_cockasion 0
I don't think 26 was single by choice :)
PokemonTyrant 0
your nice :/
jessdemi 0
I hate those shirts -__- they are dumb just like the one that says "this is why I'm hot" & a ugly girl wears it or other sayings -__- OP like if the whole world needs to know you love an imaginary bf or in this fml lack of ~__~
brittanybby15 2
ur stupid. very stupid. if guys think ur taken then duhhhh ur gonna stay single.