Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
blue_eyes4602 0
its not bad to be single. those shirts are stupid anyways. you will stay single if you wear that shirt
JordeeChristina 0
lonely much ?
Charlie194 0
Your life totally sucks :(
HonestJoe 0
93- your hair is super sick! :) OP: don't wear that shirt if you actually want to get a guy. like common use your head!!
sexygummybear13 0
being single isn't all bad! it's okay everything will turn out to be good!
sexxichick233 0
hey
the_flirtt 0
who u sayin heey to ??
ShesSavannah 0
Then Shouldn't you be going out and getting a boyfriend? Not a shirt. x)
mdubai 1
waaaaaaaaaaw
satanic_fml 13
how can you be very single? so you can be not ver single?
moonrunner 0
wanna hang out?
Sgeo 0
Surely it's better to be honest. A straight person wouldn't claim to be gay, that would indicate to the opposite gender that the person is unavailable, which may be the wrong impression. Similarly, someone who is single shouldn't claim not to be, otherwise people who might otherwise be interested would figure "Oh, she has a boyfriend, so much for that". Unless they pursue you anyway, and that sort of person is probably best avoided.
lizzieislovely 11
No, there is nothing wrong with being single. But i get the impression than the OP doesn't WANT to be single. So wearing a shirt saying you're not single is a bit of a stupid idea.