By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
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Steve97 32

"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all." Stupid sexy Flanders

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AlicefromIreland 16
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Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

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AlicefromIreland 16
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Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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When I dream about using the toilet I don't pee myself. I quickly find out I'm dreaming, since I obviously can't pee, and wake up. Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.

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Sangue0608 26
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@10 The same thing happens to me. Glad to know I'm not the only one lol

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Steve97 32

"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all." Stupid sexy Flanders

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cat4651 15

FYL indeed OP, but this it too funny!

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fuckedPriceless 17
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That would definitely put me in a pissy mood

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Xion0014 20
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One of my childhood fears. On the bright side, at least you didn't ruin a pair of pants with your feces

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bandaidstations 28
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As a child, I was paranoid about sitting on the toilet with pants up. Guess I thought my plumbing might malfunction because of where I was.

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Xion0014 20
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I just thought i would somehow forget and start going lol!

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MassiDelta 28
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Don't worry, we all make mistakes

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ohSNAPyall 26
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That Muzak really relaxed you.

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EarlFug 19
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Put the phone on speaker, clean the bathroom and you're a hero! A hero with some laundry to do..

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kittykat1501 31

Wow. Idiotic thing to do, op

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