FML : Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After...

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon / Tuesday 25 August 2015 10:10 / New Zealand - Auckland

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By Steve97 | 32

#6392832 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all."

Stupid sexy Flanders

By AlicefromIreland | 16

#6392831 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

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By AlicefromIreland | 16

#6392831 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

I_Like_Dogs | 28

#6392875 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:52

When I dream about using the toilet I don't pee myself. I quickly find out I'm dreaming, since I obviously can't pee, and wake up.
Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.