By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 582
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"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all." Stupid sexy Flanders

Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

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Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

When I dream about using the toilet I don't pee myself. I quickly find out I'm dreaming, since I obviously can't pee, and wake up. Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.

@10 The same thing happens to me. Glad to know I'm not the only one lol

"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all." Stupid sexy Flanders

FYL indeed OP, but this it too funny!

That would definitely put me in a pissy mood

One of my childhood fears. On the bright side, at least you didn't ruin a pair of pants with your feces

As a child, I was paranoid about sitting on the toilet with pants up. Guess I thought my plumbing might malfunction because of where I was.

I just thought i would somehow forget and start going lol!

Don't worry, we all make mistakes

That Muzak really relaxed you.

Put the phone on speaker, clean the bathroom and you're a hero! A hero with some laundry to do..

Wow. Idiotic thing to do, op