Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
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AlicefromIreland
| 16
Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets
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I_Like_Dogs
| 28
When I dream about using the toilet I don't pee myself. I quickly find out I'm dreaming, since I obviously can't pee, and wake up.
Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.
Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.
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Sangue0608
| 26
@10 The same thing happens to me. Glad to know I'm not the only one lol
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Steve97
| 32
"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
Stupid sexy Flanders
Stupid sexy Flanders
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cat4651
| 15
FYL indeed OP, but this it too funny!
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
That would definitely put me in a pissy mood
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Xion0014
| 20
One of my childhood fears. On the bright side, at least you didn't ruin a pair of pants with your feces
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bandaidstations
| 28
As a child, I was paranoid about sitting on the toilet with pants up. Guess I thought my plumbing might malfunction because of where I was.
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Xion0014
| 20
I just thought i would somehow forget and start going lol!
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captainsmegma
| 12
No shit?
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MassiDelta
| 28
Don't worry, we all make mistakes
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
That Muzak really relaxed you.
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EarlFug
| 19
Put the phone on speaker, clean the bathroom and you're a hero! A hero with some laundry to do..
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kittykat1501
| 31
Wow. Idiotic thing to do, op
Stupid sexy Flanders