FML : Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After...

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Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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You deserved it

By Anon / Tuesday 25 August 2015 10:10 / New Zealand - Auckland

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By Steve97 | 32

#6392832 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all."

Stupid sexy Flanders

By AlicefromIreland | 16

#6392831 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

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By AlicefromIreland | 16

#6392831 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

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I_Like_Dogs | 28

#6392875 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:52

When I dream about using the toilet I don't pee myself. I quickly find out I'm dreaming, since I obviously can't pee, and wake up.
Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.

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Sangue0608 | 26

#6393355 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:42

@10 The same thing happens to me. Glad to know I'm not the only one lol

By Steve97 | 32

#6392832 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all."

Stupid sexy Flanders

By cat4651 | 15

#6392834 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:27

FYL indeed OP, but this it too funny!

By fuckedPriceless | 17

#6392839 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:29

That would definitely put me in a pissy mood

By Xion0014 | 20

#6392841 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:30

One of my childhood fears. On the bright side, at least you didn't ruin a pair of pants with your feces

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bandaidstations | 28

#6393010 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 4:26

As a child, I was paranoid about sitting on the toilet with pants up. Guess I thought my plumbing might malfunction because of where I was.

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Xion0014 | 20

#6393353 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:41

I just thought i would somehow forget and start going lol!

By captainsmegma | 12

#6392850 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:37

No shit?

By MassiDelta | 28

#6392854 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:38

Don't worry, we all make mistakes

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#6392868 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:48

That Muzak really relaxed you.

By EarlFug | 19

#6392872 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:50

Put the phone on speaker, clean the bathroom and you're a hero! A hero with some laundry to do..

By kittykat1501 | 31

#6392876 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:52

Wow. Idiotic thing to do, op

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