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Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 August 2013 14:54 / France
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  ChenEighty  |  20

Would a sledgehammer work for you a well?

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  mariepastyglue  |  26

Wow that was pretty offensive what a jerk, he could have just said no. Sorry OP don't stress over it if he can so easily talk to you like that he must not be much of a gentleman.

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  AGB10  |  19

1. Now you know he's not worth liking 2. I hope he doesn't have balls anymore after you smashed them Dump him

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  AGB10  |  19

Dump his balls into his shitlord of a mouth

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  firegirl1993  |  19

I say op does it. What a complete and utter ass. If you don't want to go on a date with someone tell them in a gentle matter. The only time I see having to be a bit harsh is if it's someone who harasses you with affection.

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  caohm  |  18

I don't know why people still think "no offense" makes thing any better. its just a slap in the face before or after a usually horrible statement

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  OscarDV  |  8

I thought he was pretty nice, he did say "no offense".

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  HotRose  |  18

I'd offer to help him with that. Seriously, you should have just said "You're a heartless jerk without a soul, no offense." Walk away, and be glad to know you didn't get with...that.

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  OscarDV  |  8

101 - how am I supposed to not take offense to that when you try and go for personal insults? You're dumbass needs to learn when sarcasm is being used so you can save yourself from your little typing tantrum. Take offense to that.

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  FlyingPie  |  17

I don't think so, because we can probably safely assume that this guy is more inclined to be rude (so what's the point of the question?), and that guy isn't here anyway. Rude much? Yeah, he seems like a rude guy to me...

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  ohjoy15  |  32

@#62/#6 If you're saying it out of sympathy or politeness, then your compliment means nothing. You don't know OP, you can't attest to your statement. I commend you on your bravery OP. Must have taken a lot of it to ask him out! Don't let this discourage you!

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  ohjoy15  |  32

@#98 There are some really ugly people out there. Not just by physical appearance, but there are ugly thoughts, actions, and characteristics within some people. Some people are just cold hearted to the bone.

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  ohjoy15  |  32

@#103 My mom had always taught me "if everyone were beautiful everyone would be the same, and therefore nobody would be beautiful. Beauty exists in contrast to ugly. There is good and bad. There is beautiful and ugly. Don't judge if you don't know."

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