Anonymous
Dadbods for ever
Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML
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Nowajerk
Australia
Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML
Anonymous
Preventive measures
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
FattieFatFat
Body positivity week
Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML
desigymrat
France
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Anonymous
Cass Lake, United States
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
He has a type
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Idiot
Anchorage, United States
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Anonymous
THAT guy
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
Anonymous
United States
Never crush on company time
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
baconbxtch
Orlando, United States
Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML
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RichardPencil 30
Humble Brag of the Day! It's still early here, but I'd wager that it stands.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah most of us don't actually like ripped guys. we like guys we can lay on comfortably.
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RichardPencil 30
Humble Brag of the Day! It's still early here, but I'd wager that it stands.
Thaylok 17
I see Eric Cartman trying to get on a bus after his protein regime.
Marcella1016 31
Yes, usually it does stand in the morning. From my understanding.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah most of us don't actually like ripped guys. we like guys we can lay on comfortably.
emmalou 19
move on you'll find someone who wants to wash their dirty clothes on your rock hard abs 😄
Brightside86 30
It's unlikely she gave the real reason. My guess she only dates guys 6"5 and up. It just makes her look bad to say you're to short.