By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML
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Fireashes250 16

What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

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jaysvn 2

a simple "no" would have sufficed. but really, don't overthink it OP..maybe he just likes to tenderise his sperm.

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thatdangmexican 18

If that's what he wants, do it.

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chris4u2nv5 19

Then you should have smashed them for him. What a moron!!!!

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Ragefat 14

Kinda hard not to take offense on that.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

when you offend & say no offends,, it doesn't make it better

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

of course it does, just saying no offense immediately removes any possibility of the other party taking offense. Didn't you know that?

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Poppipuff 14

If it has been translated from french to english, I can't think of anything that could be translated to 'no offence' other than "excuse me but I'd rather...", where we apologize for the offence. Op could also be working in an english-speaking environnement though.

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dontgivafuk 9

you sir, with all due respect, are an asshole.

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theknozzle 14

Might as well give the guy what he wants.

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The_Thinker 18

"I'm about to figuratively take the most wretched, hurtful, offensive-smelling turd all over your emotions and feelings of self-worth." "But no offence, of course."

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mariepastyglue 30

That's true, but what's with all these guys who have no respect! That's why women always say there are no good men, and guys like you and the ass the Op dodged are perfect examples of that statement.

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