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Oh wow. Your boss is a jerk.
A real MFSOB. Report both of them to HR.
I have the impression OP's boss is probably joking, the whole 'looked me dead in the eye' bit gave me that impression. There was a Chief Petty Officer under me who used to do these real serious bits, where he'd call people into his office, and yell and rant at them, then give them their promotion. He was a funny ol' ******.
His chief petty officer was "under him" being snorkeled, what happens in the navy, stays in the navy. Real cool Eric Massa.
37- Hey that same petty officer says no one cares.
That's something micheal Scott would say
I get so tired of women, yes I am female, who run and tell the boss on men who tell a joke they don't like or flirt with them. It's ridiculous be an adult and talk to him first, if he doesn't stop give him a final warning that you are going to the boss. Ydi op or being one of those annoying whiney women.
40, the only reason you have 10 thumbs up is because you're famous on FML. Other than that your comment is rude.
umm isn't a chubby also a hard-on? maybe that's what she meant. (:
Did anyone care to notice that her name is ALSO "Chubby"?
It's more like, "get of his nuts". It's what makes this place such a pussy farm. And not the good kind of pussy. I like that kind.
Stupid bad kind of pussy farm. Everybody getting of his nuts, like squrriels and shit.
Say "if that's so, why isn't he after you?"
Thats funny. But then he would get fired.
*She Yeah, it's a shame people can't speak their mind in the workplace.
Only if the boss wants a lawsuit...
:')
There's no concrete evidence that the boss is fat.
It was a smart remark back dumbass..
Because baseless insults are "smart" remarks, dumbass.
If you werent so jumped up your own ass, you'd of taken it with a punch of salt, pal
The phrase is "pinch of salt," pal. I don't see how you could infer I was "jumped up [my] own ass" from my completely neutral comment, but it's expected from someone who makes baseless claims.
Sounded like you were correcting her to me #70. And I like "punch of salt". It's a play on words here people. #41 SERIOUSLY?!! What's the point? Does someone have issues or what? Oh well, I'm sure you're already in therapy for it.
Looks like there's a grammar Nazi on the loose!
^^we need a gas chamber for these chronic misspellers. Why do you hate the English language so much?
Good god people, relax :)
There's also no evidence that the employee is fat
126 excuse me lovely, but it was a joke. Ever heard of one of those things? It's what people sometimes, laugh, smile, or giggle at. Sometimes this procedure can occur inside the head too, if you are in a public place and do not want to be seen as a little odd, just laughing at an electronic device. A good day to you, ma'am, even though I'm British :)
And lose a job?
Cute pic :3
I see where you're going 5.. When you think about it, there are only win/win possibilities : 1. Say "If I'm chubby, then you won't be able to stand up." 2. Sit. 3. a) Boss can't stand up, problem solved. b) Boss can stand up = you're not chubby.
Right on her head
Very thought out comment lol.
Because she won't go down...because she's chubby and it might taste like raw spinach! Eww
hit your boss around a bit, that'll teach him.
It's a her
oh well
O.o you boss owned u and seems to have a thing for that person
Grammar. So. Atrocious. Hurts. To. Read.
And this is a bad thing? Everyone knows that fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.
yeah cause it a long trip in a conoe
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Say "if that's so, why isn't he after you?"
Sit on her.