By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML
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Fireashes250 16

What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

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Ziggy122 15

And that is when you whip out a mallet and say, "Don't mind if I do."

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mbuck87 19

Maybe he's just really into pain, and genuinely wants to do that more than your date suggestion?

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outoftown 26

And today, of all days, OP left her mallet at home. :(

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nitrog100 21

If that was his first reaction, you probably deserved it.

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angiespook 18

"No offense" clearly means he meant no offense! But no seriously, you can do better than a guy as rude as him :)

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bobthemarley 6

What is it with all the retarded ppl on here that 'approach someone they really like only to find out said person is a jackass'? Ydi for being dumb enough to "really like" someone u dont know from a bar of soap.

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nchic01 17

wow, and i thought i'd had some bad rejections!

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Raum 19

Wooooow, what an asshole. I can't stand it when people think adding "No offense" to something mean suddenly makes it okay. That was all kinds of unnecessary. It would have been just as easy to turn you down nicely. I guess the silver lining is be glad he said no because who wants to date such a jerk, right?

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