Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
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Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!
jaysvn 2
it may have kermitted suicide.
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Nightwing98 22
Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
My sister went to France once and was offered frog legs. Needless to say she came back as a vegetarian.
TheCanucklehead 22
Bright side: the frog tried to preserve its body so it could live longer
webbface 25
#1 I love how you stay so positive!
lalala96 19
Frog legs are actually good, especially fried. Try them sometime.
SolarFlare 20
and it's fresh!
agzz21 6
# 45 Wait.... So you are saying something fried is healthy?
caohm 18
I hope you don't live alone
Joseph980000 6
Do you really need to state the obvious?
boudin227 13
Fry them, and wrap them in bacon! I do it all the time!
jollyton 10
Either you're sleep frog catching or someone is getting into your house without you knowing?! You need to find out. That's scary
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Or it's just a very intelligent frog who knows how to open things.
michelleJ11 25
Or it was Miss Piggy; poor Kermit ...
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Or that guy finally had it with that singing frog.
Caitie_kid 8
Poor little guy :( he was just hungry!
avoiding_fog 4
i hope it wasnt in you food
webbface 25
I find it very odd that it just ended up in there. I feel like you're being punked!
King_paradox 22
Your.
CrazyShytHappens 4
Actually she's right. It's you're, or YOU ARE. Learn some English before you go around "correcting" people.
taterrtots 25
i think #52 was referring to #3's comment
CrazyShytHappens 4
If he was, sorry. If he wasn't, what I said earlier.
Anumayis 34
#58 you know that reply was to #3 right? ..right? whoops sorry, someone already said this. feel free to downvote me.
jonnied23 20
It's dying wish must've been to Rest in a cold place
LeFrogDog 27
frogsickle anyone?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Gross
frod0 10
Oh no! Sorry OP :( hopefully that doesn't happen again.
botanistjessica 24
Why would this happen again?
MidnaLink 33
It could... It really could.
cosicosei 22
Frog legs are said to be a delicacy... Ick.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I dont know why either...they're disgusting! (appearance wise and taste wise)
KiddNYC1O 20
^ So they smell good?
cosicosei 22
Its all tendons and ligaments and crap, but guess it shouldn't be much different than a chicken leg?? Either way, i find frogs are icky to touch, let alone eat!
persianninja 23
At lest it wasn't a nest of maggots after a month long trip
Misaki18 17
Maybe he hopped on in when it was open and you just didn't notice :D
Enslaved 36
Maybe he hopped in trying to steal the "Bud", "Weis","Er.
Enslaved 36
Nope, just my love for pop culture and Super Bowl commercials. (: "Are you ready for some Football?!"
Caitie_kid 8
Why would she be considered old for remembering this commercial?? I remember this commercial and I don't consider myself old. I mean I'm not young, I still don't know what SMH means and up until a week ago I had no idea what the hell YOLO was... But still, I'm in my prime baby! xD
ciumegu 6
Maybe it was a terrible prank.
Whatapuffchild 23
Wow thats really creepy. You sure you didnt get high or drunk, think the frog was some ice pokemon and put him into the freezer so he wouldnt melt?
agzz21 6
Sadly it was Bulbasaur and grass's weakness is Ice
Emelsh16 11
16, Fire is the weakness of grass. I still have a little childhood in me :D
agzz21 6
Yes but Ice is also a grass type's weakness as well. I remember from the old Pokemon games:)