Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
Anteezy 7
That is the case sometimes, no need to dump her unless she really treats you bad.
Sekococo 0
If you keep your pimp hand strong then she'll know that love hurts if you dont give the same amount. Or maybe she love you more if you can accomplish proper techniques in bed. I know i would ;)
Borus1295 0
wow that sucks and I know how you feel
Crittz 0
Tactless trollop. Totally ditch her.
dingo8mybb 0
Ouch, talk about being brutally honest. But at least she's honest. So take a clue
Awnonymous 4
Some people won't love anyone that much, deal with it.
wow18 3
You can't expect everyone in a relationship to develop the exact same feelings at the same time. It's not either of your fault. There have been many guys i dated who were ready to say, "I love you" but i wasn't. It takes more for me to actually love a person. They all did more for me than what i ever would but that's what made them happy. they liked/loved me a lot and wanted to make it work. I liked them enough to want to be with them but never would have done the things they did. Just stay with her for as long as you do love her, unless she abuses you. Hopefully one day she'll feel the same about you.
idkweird 0
This. How absolutely unfair of the OP to expect their SO to feel the same about them. People develop feelings on their own time, and if one tries to force the other to feel MORE, it's most likely going to end badly.
ColdGold 6
You will probably be happier in the long run with somone else who does treat you well.
lky830 0
Fyl, but at least she's honest :/
containsnosoy 0
It's honest, but a lame excuse. Find someone more worth your time!