Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
KASHMIR_fml 0
time to drop that pussy and go fishin. there's more where they came from
tommydell 0
sounds just like my ex. and speaking from experience i tell you 3 things... 1. she truly meant it 2. its not a reflection on you, its just the way she is 3. get out, sooner the better, the power imbalance is only gonna get worse btw everyone... is it just me is every relationship under the control of the one who cares less....
missmoatwas 0
A lot of people are saying it won't change. I'm in a relationship of 2 years and up until about 6 months ago, I put all of the effort into the relationship, I treated my boyfriend like a king and to him I was just kind of "there", but now, he tries even harder than I do! He tells me he loves me all the time, when before, he never told me. The other day I even woke up to a romantic little scavenger hunt. It can change, it just depends on how much your heart can take before it breaks. I just don't think it's right for people to know 1 thing about your whole relationship and say, "leave her". I say hold on if you can, if it means that much to you. :) WHAT A LONG COMMENT, SORRY!
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
That single phrase demonstrates an amazing aptitude for cruelty. People don't value each-other in relationships. It's kind of disgusting really. I wish you the best of luck, but you are better off without her. People are typically not worth the time.
juturnaamo 29
I've been on both ends. It's always better to be the beloved then it is to be the lover...but unless you're a bitch being the beloved one can kind of suck as well... It sounds like this girl is kind of taking advantage of you, and your strong feelings for her likely make her feel good. anyhow, you definitely don't deserve it, unless you decide to accept it now. It's always hard to leave someone when you're the one who loves them more. BTW best XKCD ever: "I love you." "I love you more." "....Probably."
clewis1221 0
one of my girlfriends said the same damned thing.
RinzlerTLS 2
ouch, probably a bad sign when they admit that.
ves5020 0
I feel your pain man
Tikmysta 20
Dude, same boat - just sufferer ends of the world :)
SkoomaKi 28
Been there, experienced that. Talk to her about it more.