Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
wow18 3
I really wonder how different the replies will be if the roles were switched.
JohnnyNacho 0
bitch needs to get ****** in the ass
frydfish 0
kick the bitch to the curb or else it becomes your fault you put up with it.
luckyfrog9595 0
Hmm, I think I know you..
samantha_durano 6
what a bitch.
Gru28 0
that is cold!
sarcdude 3
That blows. You could try toning down your love since she doesn't reciprocate as much, or you could swallow a bitter pill and leave her. Think about if you really want to be with someone who doesn't love you as much as you love them. Better yet, think of if she really wants to be with you.
swkisses5 0
wow what a dick (yes she's a total dick for that) dump her please!!!!!
hartattack4k 0
ik how that feels dude...
PurpleSquirrel 0
this is the same with me, except I treat my boyfriend better than he treats me.