Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Healthy marriage
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
Immolate 11
#AmyAndRory
david1029 3
Leave her!
elizacandle 29
Harsh...
CoriCat 25
At least she told the truth..:/ sorry OP
Kurby14 21
leave her ass! if she can't love you the same way, she isn't worth it. find someone who gives as much as they get