Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
i_am_tiff_21 0
I'm sorry. :( I would love to have a man like you. She's not worth it.
wow18 3
How do you know she's not worth it? Maybe she's an incredible catch and that is why the OP has such strong feelings for. She has to be a great woman for him to fall for her. Do you like and care for everyone as much or more than the person does for you?
FerrariCake 2
You have a smart girlfriend. Maybe she can teach you a few things, like how to act like a man.
wow18 3
Loving and caring = less of a man?
blastvortex 4
That's great. Now you can do the singular, most-important thing you can for her — dump her. Seriously, you're doing neither of you a favor by staying with her, unless you're only in it for the... well, you know.
nolimits 0
Either you're a clingy whiny stalker or she's banging someone else - probably both. FYL, doormat.
ebbomega 0
DTMFA
darienlake 0
yeah at least shes honest. next time you have sex, just be honest with her about how you would be much more comfortable having sex with her AND her mom at the same time. ya know, just so you can know what its gonna be like when you get older.
rhub 0
I don't now how guys put up with relationships like this it's imasculating
wow18 3
How is this emasculating? A man isn't suppose to love or care for anyone? or at least just not as much or more than anyone cares for him? It's demeaning for a person of any gender to be in a relationship where he/she is being used, taken advantage of or abused in any other way. We don't know if that's the case here!
Sekococo 0
Are you the same guy who bought the $400 valantine gift and said i love?
HunniHeart 4
LOLOLOLLLLLLL go find someone who actually loves you back.
f_it19 0
At least she was honest. Just sayin.