It's lather, rinse, repeat, OP, not lather, rinse, drop on your feet. I can see where the confusion came from though, those darn rhymes :p

Oh come on now, you've got to be able to come up with something better than that!

hope the shampoo leaves your hair as strong as the box it was in

Their fault! They didn't put a "caution, slippery when wet" label on the bottle. I think you should lawyer up.

Don't feel so bad. I fractured my foot while pooping.

You know what they say, don't drop the soap!

At least you didn't fracture your foot by trying to get it out of your mouth.