Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
daveyjones03 0
dude I was just in your same position. it sucks dick..
NorfolkDude 2
You're probably a very dependent/selfish person. So in a way she has a point.
ramboman19 8
how is saying "I love you" selfish?? dump her!!
youthink_fml 0
Dump her now. Not only is that statement very telling, but she obviously isn't even going to try to treat you decently. I lived with someone that started being very rude to me. When I tried discussing it with her, I got a statement very close to this. My next sentence to her was to get the hell out. Yours should be too.
MisterTwo 0
You deserve better, you need to dump her now before she strings you along for months...
shanster 3
The truth hurts, suck it up ******.
Darkhumor 0
you should probably leave this relationship, but instead of "finding someone better" maybe examine yourself for traits that are attracted to all the wrong types (girls that are wayyyy out of your league? Or girls who fear intimacy? Or girls who have trust issues? Etc) Or maybe traits in you that girls like this find attractive (do you move too fast? Wear your heart too on your sleeve too much? etc). Otherwise your next girlfriend will have the same problems, but might not be as honest about it. Trust me: I know how your girlfriend feels. Nothing like the sense of control in a relationship when you know you hold all the dice, call all the shots, and can manipulate everyone around you. Nothing you, OP, can do to change her/this type of woman. Prolly stems from trust issues and insecurity.
roadie42 21
At least she's honest...
perdix 31
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you. Jimmy Soul . . . FTW!
Dr_Dolittle 0
Well, it worked out pretty great for me!
idkweird 0
I heart this song....and now it's stuck in my head.
hedgehogs 0
Lose her. You deserve better.
xxmarlboroxx 0
I think you should obviously dump her. or... take one ON her...