Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
shockcrow 0
break up with her before she gets to..
needsmoresugar 0
I have the same problem with my boyfriend. Maybe you and I should get together.
Comentator 0
Honesty is a bitch!!! I guess you expect her to lie to you. Then you would cry and say FML my GF lies to me
bigsnake98 0
Sounds exactly like me, i loved my gf so much and wanted to spend the rest of my life with her....but she didnt
seb13583 0
shit happens...
Ihatefakefmls 2
YDI for being whipped and also from the sounds of it kind of a ******.
jakeumz 0
dump her bitch ass
himynameisspence 0
is it just me or is #32 hot as helll? oh and that sucks FYL
bmack10 0
ouch that's harsh
krazyrv 1
snuff her ass son LOl