By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.

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Then take his damn advise!! There's probably a rime and reason for it!!

Or maybe instead of a rime there's a lime, or time, or even a mime! But I'm going to go ahead and choose choice E.:Rhyme, final answer.

Rime, rhyme, the other words rhymed, double pun. I think this is my favorite comment on here.

He cant just grow a pair out of the blue that happens in the mothers womb

Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

Really curious to see where he learned that response.

Psst.. not to be a dick but think you mean "elicit". Big difference.

I would cry if I missed the ice cream truck

then you should grow a pair and man up too.. lol

Grow a pair of ovaries, #66. That's some tough shit. Man up.

I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.

What does this have to do with being female?

That's when you tell him he's adopted.

I'm not trying to be that person but should adoption really be used as a threat?

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You just became that person

That's when you tell him that you grew his pair

I doubt OP would want the balls of an 8 year old. They'd be tiny.

I meant that OP literally made his sons pair with his sperm....

If you feel a need to post that, you probably do need to grow a pair and man up

"Man enough to have you"

sounds like he got enuff balls for both of u lol jk but OP take it easy at least u raised him ready

Tell him his mom thought you were a guy with a pair when you were doing her to conceive him

He's 8, I doubt he needs to being hearing that like, ever