By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 357
You deserved it 7 717

Same thing different taste

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lexiieeex3 32

Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.

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Then take his damn advise!! There's probably a rime and reason for it!!

Or maybe instead of a rime there's a lime, or time, or even a mime! But I'm going to go ahead and choose choice E.:Rhyme, final answer.

Alup132 22

Rime, rhyme, the other words rhymed, double pun. I think this is my favorite comment on here.

lexiieeex3 32

Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

Roskosity 22

Really curious to see where he learned that response.

Psst.. not to be a dick but think you mean "elicit". Big difference.

JustinJK 21

I would cry if I missed the ice cream truck

then you should grow a pair and man up too.. lol

Grow a pair of ovaries, #66. That's some tough shit. Man up.

I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.

What does this have to do with being female?

I'm not trying to be that person but should adoption really be used as a threat?

19990231 29

You just became that person

That's when you tell him that you grew his pair

I doubt OP would want the balls of an 8 year old. They'd be tiny.

I meant that OP literally made his sons pair with his sperm....

If you feel a need to post that, you probably do need to grow a pair and man up

sounds like he got enuff balls for both of u lol jk but OP take it easy at least u raised him ready

Tell him his mom thought you were a guy with a pair when you were doing her to conceive him

He's 8, I doubt he needs to being hearing that like, ever